It’s been a while since we’ve had a decent dumb criminal off, hopefully because they are all interbreeding and dying off like the Hapsburgs, but today I came across something a little different – two stories about masturbation, both in equal amounts of GROSS. It’s up to you to decide who is creepier! Let’s begin. […]
I haven’t discussed much what’s been going on in London because honestly, it’s just depressing, and unlike some of the protests in the Middle East fighting for freedom, this giant wave of insanity is the work of gangsters: people looting for the sake of looting, idiots let loose on the city. However, when I saw […]
No more crappy reruns of Two and a Half Men or censored versions of B-list movies? IT COULD BE A MIRACLE! According to The Australian, Qantas airlines, an upper-class airline that flies in Pacific Islands and Asia, is showing a French documentary on one of its many channels about the female orgasm. The airline says […]
Oh, Lindsey. What are we going to do with you now? According to notoriously accurate gossip site x17, witnesses shot a video that seems to show Lindsey and a friend in Venice Beach, CA, buying drugs in front of a bar in the middle of the day. The video, which can be seen at the […]
I’ve never understood full-length, feature pornos. Like, I mean, we’re all on the same page about porn, right? You watch like, 30 seconds of it, total, and then turn it off and never want to look at porn again. And even if there is a teeny bit of a storyline, you fast forward through it […]
If you’ll recall, I was more than thrilled this year to find out that the San Diego County Fair was featuring a new fried treat – fried Kool-Aid. I mean, fried foods are my vice. Fried pickles, fried Oreos, fried Snickers bars, fried funnel cake…. you name it, I’ll eat it. But even I was […]
Looking like what can only be described as “defying nature,” Shaq stepped out recently with his ladyfriend, Nicole Alexander, who is nearly 2 feet shorter than him. At seven foot one, he towers over her 5’2 frame. If Alexander looks familiar to you, be ashamed, you probably spotted her while watching “The Flavor of Love” […]
Tuesdays are just the worst. Like, it’s not Wednesday Humpday which is halfway through the week, and it’s not Monday, which is when you begrudgingly resign yourself to a full 5 days of misery. It’s just TUESDAY, boring, too-far-from-Friday Tuesday; hell even the NAME sounds boring. TOOZ-DAY. BARF. Well, let me at least brighten your […]
Rihanna has been visiting her home country of Barbados for the past few weeks for its yearly festival, and has been partying just about every moment of every day. MY KINDA LADY. However, she may have taken her free-spirited party attitude a bit far a couple nights ago when she brought an old man on […]
Look, I’m not going to be one of those lying liars who says that getting a tattoo doesn’t hurt. Getting a tattoo f*cking HURTS. Someone is taking a needle attached to a GUN and injecting ink deep enough into your skin that it won’t rub off FOREVER, clearly the damage that they are doing is […]
