Alright, so maybe Paco the chihuahua didn’t exactly save the day, but you’ve got to admit the little dude has some cajones, and that those two robbers come out of this looking like HUGE p*ssies. The unnecessary use of a shotgun, the stumbling, confused entrance, the terrified scramble when the 5-pound ankle-biter yaps at them, […]
In a kind rebuttal to the terrifyingly bitter and hyperbolic flowchart made by Miss Susan Walsh at HookingUpSmart.com, we offer our own chart showing the effect of marriage on the human psyche (and wallet). We have used the same methodology as Susan, which is to be psychotically distorted, one-sided, closed-minded, and generally unrealistic. To be […]
There are great headlines, and there are awesome headlines. And although the above headline is unfortunate in that it announces a human being’s death, I’m sure if the situation were reversed he’d be laughing at this too: I mean, come on, right? That is HILARIOUS. The story itself, doesn’t get any more normal – according […]
How was your weekend, by the way? I forgot to ask you. I’m sorry. Was it great? Did you hit up some great parties and hot clubs? Hook up with a sexy booty call or maybe two? Yeah, me too. I was out bar-hopping and being super awesome all weekend. What I definitely wasn’t doing […]
YourOpenbook.org is a website created to show people how private (or not so private) Facebook became during the shift to a more public social network. It was a really interesting idea in theory, but I don’t think it was really used for that purpose. At all. In fact the only times I’ve ever used YourOpenBook […]
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are getting divorced. CHALK ONE UP FOR OUR TEAM. [JustJared] On that note, JLo was the reason Mary-Louise Parker couldn’t see the Royals [Dlisted] Apparently all you have to do to get a celebrity to go on a date with you is serve in the military under practically unlivable conditions […]
Click on the diagram above to see the full extent of the craziness. So basically, based on the logic of the diagram, “The Economic Effects of Promiscuity,” you should probably also never operate a motorized vehicle, ride a bike, take a plane/train/bus trip, stand on a ladder of any sort, walk across a street, go […]
A grocery clerk in Albuquerque, New Mexico, is currently facing up to 5 years in prison after allegedly ejaculating into a sample of yogurt and then forcing it upon a woman in his store. Anthony Garcia, a 32-year-old man with a history of sexual crime charges, was handing out yogurt samples at Sunflower Farms Market […]
It’s Friday, guys! Which means it’s party time (unless you’re me, in which case it’s “dig out your Hermione costume and drive to the movie theater alone” time, but nevermind that), so strap down for the next few hours and then you are FREE, FRIEND! Free to crack open a beer or sit with your […]
According to the source, a young employee at a Taco Bell in decided to make a bold exit from his position at fast food chain Taco Bell after his manager (Adam, apparently) refused to let him have Fourth of July off despite having worked the past 22 days in a row. I can only say […]
