Marriage: the most sacred, meaningful, and important institution our species celebrates, or so we’ve been told… but definitely not to famous-for-being-snubbed Brandi Glanville, a Real Houswives star whose husband famously left her for country singer Leann Rimes. According to Radar Online, Glanville got married in a ridiculous drunken ceremony in Las Vegas and then […]
This is a joke, right? I mean, it has to be a joke. It can’t NOT be a joke, you guys, right? There is no way that Jeanne Marie Laskas (whoever the F*** THAT IS) is telling a woman to talk to her husband like a DOG, RIGHT? YOU GUYS? RIGHT?!??! SOMEONE CALL READER’S DIGEST […]
Among other reasons (approximately two to three hundred thousand reasons), this is why marriage is dead: There are three possibilities here: 1) Doug Hutchison might be a 51-year-old man who is marrying a 16-year-old girl, which is gross. 2) Doug Hutchison might be marrying a 30-year-old woman who is posing as a 16-year-old to […]
<prepare for unwarranted terrible joke> Well, it looks like maybe he won’t be back. < / end terrible joke> All jokes aside, the biggest news to hit the celebrity gossip feeds is that current governor and prior bad-ass-extra-groper Arnold Schwarzenegger and his political princess Maria Shriver have decided to split. According to the LA Times, […]
Look at Katy Perry. Look at her boobs Look at her face. They are It is magnificent. There is no doubt that she is one of the most beautiful celebrities out there today, don’t you think? Imagine convincing her to date you, despite the fact that you are a scraggly, greasy man-child with little […]
This is a sad one. I always liked Tony Hawk. In fact (me time), I performed with Tony Hawk and then-child-prodigy Shaun White at an Olympic send off back in 1996. It was pretty much the best moment of my childhood. Anyway, Tony Hawk has just lost points in my celebrity point-log that I keep […]
Just another example of how divorce (and by association marriage) ruins people: recently divorced superstar Christina Aguilara was arrested last night. The ‘Burlesque’ star, who filed for divorce in October of 2010, has been on a rampage of embarrassments the last few months, from screwing up the National Anthem at the Super Bowl to falling […]
We at BCU have discussed many reasons why avoiding marriage is in your best interest. From the expensive divorces, to getting shot in the head during sex, to having your penis chomped off by your wife, we could really go on for days with reasons why staying single is just… a good idea. […]
Reason #163,583 to not get married: your husband might cheat on you with a neo-Nazi and then marry someone who looks EXACTLY her like, seriously 6 months later. Apparently attempting to legitimize the sanctity of marriage, Jesse James has come out announcing that he is engaged to tattoo-artist Kat Von D, after bring her to […]
