I don’t know about you, but the time that I have the most money in my bank account is when I get sick because I don’t go out and party or go shopping or go out to eat with friends. I sit at home, miserable, and then after a week I suddenly have saved way […]
Sometimes I think the term WTF is a little bit played out. Of all the internet abbreviations, that one is the most often exploited, especially by out-of-touch dads and teenagers afraid to cuss in front of their teachers. It might be time we come up with a new abbreviation to exemplify our collective disgust at […]
Oh June. You brought us laughs, you brought us tears, you brought us a woman who shot breast milk from her teet at a police officer. Above all, you brought us summer, which we could not possibly be more excited for. As we say goodbye to June and move into July this weekend, we take […]
Alright, I admit it. I used to watch Even Stevens on the Disney Channel. I know it’s cheesy and I was definitely a few years too old to be watching it at the time, but it was a silly, fun show that came on after school and I didn’t have any friends anyway so it […]
I remember when we first heard that there were two different movies coming out this year about “friends with benefits” relationships, both starring hot guys (Ashton Kutcher and Justin Timberlake) and hot girls (Black Swan stars Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis) doing what we’ve always believed in – hooking up and having fun without all […]
I saw this story yesterday, but was so overwhelmed by a sense of second-hand embarrassment that I couldn’t bring myself to post it. Now that the dust has settled a bit and I feel less like throwing up, I figured I’d share this little gem. According to TMZ, BET invited a few “super-fans” to […]
Here’s another reason to go green and ditch your old cycling water bottle- according to a recent study, ingesting BPA – the chemical found in many plastic water bottles, might be harming your chances of getting laid! The study, which tested BPA-exposed male deer mice against those who hadn’t been exposed, showed that female mice […]
You know when you sometimes get like, painful laughs? Where you are laughing so hard that you feel like you honestly might pass out from lack of oxygen or vomit or pee your pants? Those are the kinds of laughs you remember forever, despite the somewhat terrifying fear that you might die from laughter. I […]
As an 18 year old aspiring “writer,” I once imagined myself living in the fast lane of New York City, living in a high rise and commuting on subways and seeing Broadway shows and wearing scarves and pizza and whatever else stereotypical New Yorkers do. Anyway, since then, I have found myself staying in my […]
So many questions, where do I start? 1) What? 2) Isn’t it weird to see Sasha Grey in a video online in which you can not see the inside of her anus? Weird! 3) What? 4) Was that slow motion shot of the soap dispenser necessary? Seriously. 5) No really, what? Why are music videos […]
