THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. (Re: this, this, this, this, these things, and this. OH AND THIS.) I’m going to submit a bill to Congress lobbying for Florida to be unceremoniously chopped off from the edge of America and replaced with Costa Rica. Agree? Yes? Yes.
In the NBA’s biggest “whoops!” moment since Dennis Rodman went blond, Bulls point guard Derrick Rose is sticking his size 16 foot in his mouth after ESPN Magazine released an interview with him where they asked how big of a problem illegal enhancement is in the sport, to which he answered: “Seven. It’s huge and […]
You know how sometimes you’re on a plane, and you’re sitting next to an eighteen year old girl, and you’re like, ‘oh man, I really gotta pop one off right now or I won’t be able to enjoy this showing of Maid in Manhattan‘, so you pull out your penis on a crowded flight and […]
I don’t know if you heard the news, but Harold Camping, the wet toothpick who runs FamilyRadio, has said that the Rapture DID happen. It was just a “spiritual rapture,” and the true biz-nass is going down on October 21st, just like he said before. Good to know – at least we get to enjoy […]
I can’t believe we missed this yesterday! This last weekend was the season finale of Saturday Night Live, hosted by Justin Timberlake with musical guest Lady Gaga. Despite all the shows criticism in recent years, I have always found the show to be at least SOMEWHAT entertaining. I don’t think people realize that the cast […]
After watching shows like Cops, and seeing and hearing about the horrific crimes that happen on a daily basis, it’s really no wonder why many cops are such a**holes. They perform a thankless task and risk their lives day in and day out, for little recognition and the joy of driving an ugly Crown Victoria. […]
Chalk this one up as a win for #teamSINGLE – this poor Canadian guy was so nervous to tell his wife that he didn’t get them tickets to Oprah’s final show, that he faked a MUGGING. According to Gawker, Robert Spearing and his wife packed up their car in Ontario and planned to drive all […]
Do you ever wonder how people survived in a world without “That’s What She Said” jokes? I mean, I’m sure people always had a way of communicating that something unintentionally sounded sexual, but the perfectly crafted “that’s what she said” has made making jokes like that an internationally understood language! On that note – I […]
Just like 9/11, the bin Laden killing, and the release of Cooler Ranch Doritos, we will all remember where we were and what we were doing when the world DIDN’T end on May 21st, 2011. People cheered in the streets and had end of the world parties, and news correspondents stood in Times Square, asking […]
Obviously, the big celeb news of the week is that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver split. But let’s not forget all the other horrible stuff he’s done. [Gawker] People still care when celebrities fly to the other side of the world and do rich people things for a week. WHY IS THIS. [I’mNotObsessed] At least […]
