See that thing? The thing that looks like it might have come from Grand Theft Auto after running over three hookers and crashing into several other vehicles? That thing? That piece of s*** up there? Yep. That one. It costs $150,000. This is not a joke, I am not kidding. It’s apparently called a “rat-rod,” […]
There are times when I really wish I lived in New York. The people, the food, the excitement, the 4 am last call for alcohol… there are so many reasons why being in the cultural hub of the United States would make for one big adventure. And then I see videos like this, where […]
Here’s the thing about celebrity sex tapes – they’re never really that great. I mean, they’re usually super hot people, and yet somehow the video is usually 5 minutes of them doing exactly what they do on the red carpet – trying to look hot. For a celebrity sex tape to be truly successful, you’d […]
No, I’m not having a stroke. That’s a thing – Yale has exported its own Asian version of Mystery, AKA The Pick-Up Artist, AKA Runner Up For Worst Human Who is Now Winner of Worst Human Now That Osama is Dead. His name is J.T. Tran, but he calls himself the Asian Playboy, and he […]
<prepare for unwarranted terrible joke> Well, it looks like maybe he won’t be back. < / end terrible joke> All jokes aside, the biggest news to hit the celebrity gossip feeds is that current governor and prior bad-ass-extra-groper Arnold Schwarzenegger and his political princess Maria Shriver have decided to split. According to the LA Times, […]
Remember when it used to be a hilarious joke to say, “Oh, I just get Playboy for the articles!”? Everyone would laugh and laugh because NO YOU DIDN’T, YOU WERE LOOKING AT THE BOOBIES, YOU JOKESTER! Remember that? What innocent times. Nowadays, I think if someone said that, it would probably be fairly true. With […]
Whenever I think of Paris (as a person who has never been there, obviously), I assume that everyone there is light complected, with dark hair, wearing a stripey black and white shirt, eating croissants, smoking cigarettes, and drinking, um, tea? and being all rude and snooty. I don’t know. All I know is that as […]
There were a lot of mixed opinions about yesterdays game between the do-no-wrong Lakers and the Dallas Mavericks. Lakers fans were crushed at the poor performance of a team that looked like they KNEW they were going to lose, and just about everyone else in the nation laughed maniacally at the unraveling of what used […]
Alright, alright. College Humor did it again. I said they were hit or miss, and just to mess with me they’ve been hitting all over the place. Take this video, for example. In this uncomfortably accurate Space Jam parody, those of us who loved the original (shout out to my 90s kids, what what?) get […]
Osama bin Laden is dead and celebs have a lot to Tweet about it! [Buzzfeed] Andy Dick, still living up to his name? NO WAY. [Dlisted] Will Ferrell does us all a favor and cut Conan’s beard. It is awesome. [Popeater] You all can go ahead and pull the assassination order – Kid Rock says […]
