It is considered a ‘fetish’ if you find something about a person’s ideals sexy? Like, say, if you were SUPER into Sarah Palin’s desire to drill for oil. Or… if you were really turned on by Suze Orman’s creepy-jacketed investment knowledge? Is that a thing? How about if I am now oddly aroused by both […]
Annnnnd we’re back with this week’s dumb criminal off, which pits a nutjob and his bath salts against a dummy and his beer! If you’re like me, you keep up to date on your White-Trash Drug of the Week, but if not here’s what you missed: “Bath Salts” are the street name for a substance […]
Last year for Cinco De Mayo, I wrote about the Dos and Don’ts of Cinco de Mayo, but I realized that like St. Patrick’s Day, one of the best things about the holiday is that there are supposed to be NO RULES. So this year, I decided to change it up, and offer a friendly […]
Here are the best parts of this story: 1. Forrest and Rose?! Are you kidding me?! It’s official: not only are the the oldest, but they are the cutest couple in the history of mankind. 2. I hope with everything in my soul that I am able to lift my diabetic foot up from […]
As a female, I’ve always been jealous of the idea of being able to, er, “direct” the way your pee is going. On the contrary, women are stuck with this awkwardly positioned, completely unsteerable device in between our legs that makes peeing in public buildings far more difficult than what you men get to deal […]
With the help of about four different sports websites, I am going to attempt to tell you what happened last night during the Miami Heat vs Boston Celtics game, and what it means for the series, which moves to Boston Saturday night. Considering my experience with basketball consists of, well, nothing, my preemptive apologies in […]
From the YouTube description: Attempted the first “post-Osama” day. Look, I’m fully aware of how stupid I look and sound. I obviously went about this the wrong way, though I still don’t see anything wrong with a little community patriotism particularly on such a day. I’m not really the guy I sound like on the […]
I don’t know if it’s the warmer weather (it’s 90 degrees in San Diego), the celebration of Osama’s death getting people riled up (gross), or the Royal Wedding, but people have been talkin’ sex this week. Not only are Australian dudes having “too much” sex, but fat people are “unsatisfied,” and now single […]
According to a recent report by Reuters, a group in Australia polled 4,300 heterosexual men and 4,400 women between the ages of 16 and 64, and one specific portion of the results came back VERY surprisingly. 12% of young Australian men, aged 18 to 24, stated that they would prefer to have LESS sex, […]
You guys, sometimes I worry about myself in this job. I sit here for several hours, hunting for the weirdest, strangest, most WTF junk on the internet to show you, but sometimes it ends up giving me horrific nightmares. And I can’t go back to my normal life at night. And no matter what I […]
