I was very proud a few days ago to have found the World’s Dumbest Criminal, and I wondered how I could ever even top that in the weekly Dumb Criminal Off… I mean that guy was just a GEM. However, it turns out that while he may in fact be the world’s DUMBEST criminal, he […]
College Humor is often hit-or-miss with their articles and videos. Not unlike this blog itself, sometimes I get the impression that it’s written by a hungover and/or still drunk frat guy who is just trying to get back to the co-ed waiting in his bed so he craps some half-conceived idea out while on the […]
If there is one statement you’d never expect, it would be “I’m a gay, heterosexual male,” but it’s officially been said by Lil B. According to Jezebel, the rapper, who has songs called “I’m God” and “I’m Miley Cyrus” released an album titled “I’m Gay,” which has sparked quite an uproar. When asked if he […]
Let us all light some candles, hold hands, and mourn, for it hath been mandated by Black Eyed Peas frontman Will.i.am that ‘My Humps’ will no longer be performed at live concerts. I know, I know. It’s an atrocity right? And why did Mr. I Am decide to shelve that brilliant work of poetry? Is […]
Part of me wants to feel really bad for this woman because it looks pretty damn painful and also embarrassing and also REALLY painful? But at the same time I’m pretty sure this is in Russia based on the outfit and the snow and the miserable dead look in everyone’s eyes, which means she was […]
Lindsey Lohan will be in the Gotti movie, although admittedly I don’t know who the Gottis are. [TheSuperficial] In celebration of 4/20, Ron Weasley smokes a bong. People freak out, we think it’s hilarious. [Dlisted] Snooki lost weight, the world lost one small drunk oompa-loompa [TheBlemish] Tina Fey called your kid an a**hole [EvilBeetGossip] Apparently […]
Apparently Nicki MInaj is trying to work her way through every point guard in the NBA right now, because just after giving it to Chris Paul, here she is giving the Phoenix Suns’ Steve Nash quite a show on stage at the US Airways Center in Arizona. Because Steve Nash isn’t playing this April, he’s […]
It is with bittersweet tears that I announce that this may be the last post about dumb criminals that you will ever see on BCU this year. Despite my post earlier this week with the lovely and talented wheelchair hunter versus the mailman who ate too much Taco Bell, we have a latecomer to the […]
I break a lot of promises. Like that I’ll call my mom everyday, or that I’ll actually go to the gym every day. And I’m about to break my promise that I’d stop reporting anything about Charlie “Trainwreck of the Century” Sheen, because this news is too ridiculous to pass up. I could ignore the […]
We all know that Rule 34 exists – as in, “If it exists, there is porn about it,” but we might not really understand the meaning behind our desires to see Marge Simpson or Dinosaurs or AT-ATs going at it… until now. In their recent book A Billion Wicked Thoughts, by authors Ogi Ogas […]
