OH YOU GUYS! Football! It IS still happening this year! HOORAYYYY! I had heard that there wasn’t going to be a season due to some, er… “budget disputes” (aka pointless arguments between a bunch of people who already make way too much money), but apparently everyone is going to angrily accept their 40 million dollars […]
There are many dumb people in the world. They walk the streets among us every day, some handing you your change at retail stores, and some who govern a large portion of the nation. Whether or not you know they are dumb is really left up to chance, like for example when the cashier hands […]
YouTube has made many people famous. Some for being a complete imbeciles (that dummy who texted her way into a fountain and tried to sue), some for bring idiot criminals (this, this, this, and 50 other thises), some for brutally injuring themselves (that guy that kicked through a wall [trust me, you don’t want […]
In a moment which should have been a victory for everyone in the nation who isn’t a racist a**hole, President Obama pulled some strings with the Hawaiian government, thus allowing the long form of his birth certificate to be released this morning. It will most likely be the talk of all major news corps for […]
I’ll be honest – sometimes I am a sucker for romantic comedies. While flipping through channels, I will rarely pass up an opportunity to watch The Devil Wears Prada or Miss Congeniality or The Proposal. I blame on the chromosome that also gives me periods. Recently though, with movies like Bridesmaid and ‘What’s Your Number,’ […]
As a person who could probably eat an entire can of Pringles in a sitting (and by ‘could probably’ I mean ‘has on several occasions’), I’ve never really understood the excitement behind cupcakes. They are way too sweet, they give me a tummy ache, and should only ever be consumed one at a time instead […]
I was very proud a few days ago to have found the World’s Dumbest Criminal, and I wondered how I could ever even top that in the weekly Dumb Criminal Off… I mean that guy was just a GEM. However, it turns out that while he may in fact be the world’s DUMBEST criminal, he […]
College Humor is often hit-or-miss with their articles and videos. Not unlike this blog itself, sometimes I get the impression that it’s written by a hungover and/or still drunk frat guy who is just trying to get back to the co-ed waiting in his bed so he craps some half-conceived idea out while on the […]
If there is one statement you’d never expect, it would be “I’m a gay, heterosexual male,” but it’s officially been said by Lil B. According to Jezebel, the rapper, who has songs called “I’m God” and “I’m Miley Cyrus” released an album titled “I’m Gay,” which has sparked quite an uproar. When asked if he […]
Let us all light some candles, hold hands, and mourn, for it hath been mandated by Black Eyed Peas frontman Will.i.am that ‘My Humps’ will no longer be performed at live concerts. I know, I know. It’s an atrocity right? And why did Mr. I Am decide to shelve that brilliant work of poetry? Is […]
