Green Bay Packers. Pittsburgh Steelers. Two teams from two cities that I neither know nor care ANYTHING about. Actually no – I think one of them likes cheese or something? Maybe? Either way, the Super Bowl is this weekend, and despite it having not one team that I am even vaguely interested in, we […]
Guess what’s BACK, everyone! It’s Obviously Obvious News, straight from channel obvious in Obviousville! According to a very scientific and most likely extremely expensive study, two researchers from Indiana University learned that when men are explained something by a hot girl, they don’t remember it as well. After having men watch a sexualized news anchor […]
Yours truly is taking a much needed VAY-CAY to Temecula wine country today, so for the next 48 hours, you’re on your own. I set up a Weekend To-Dos for tomorrow, and there are leftovers in the fridge so warm them up for yourself for dinner because MAMA’S GOIN’ OUT. Dear God, Jessica Simpson looks […]
There once was a time when crime was almost a noble venture. Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor! Pirating on the high seas! Being a jewel thief or a crazy serial killer like Jack the Ripper! These days, though, most criminals are just, well, retarded. Even aside from the fact that people […]
Have the Nobel Prizes happened yet? I wouldn’t know because obviously there is a more important award show coming up that demands FAR more attention than a stupid nerd party full of nerd awards. They probably don’t even have a pre-Nobel Prize “Fashion Police” show or anything, which completely de-legitimizes the entire thing. NEEDLESS TO […]
Every once in a while, we at the BCU offices take a moment to reflect over the past few weeks. We think about all the interesting and intriguing things we’ve seen, from videos of guys sticking quarters in their belly buttons, to important news about the current state of young adult relationships, to awesome photos […]
I am gonna go ahead and take a shot in the dark and say that this is officially the most perfectly accurate sports sweatshirt in the history of hoodies. Observe: Tough-ass colors? CHECK. Exactly correct spelling of sports team’s name? CHECK. 100% acceptable depiction of team’s mascot? CHECK. and the ultimate question: IS IT VELOUR? […]
Like I said just a few days ago, Public Brawls are totally the newest, hottest trend to hit the catwalk and the sidewalk in 2011. In the video above, where a lucky fan caught a Public Brawl on a subway platform, the two fashion icons seem to be mid brawl, shockingly close to the […]
I know this is old, but it’s making its rounds around the gossipspheres again, and every time I see it it makes me giggle like a school child. The above photo is a GOLDEN shot of Mr. Pimp Cup himself, Lil Jon, back in his pre-millionaire days in the late 1980s. The glasses, the lips, […]
Imagine: it’s the end of civilization as we know it. You’re trekking through the burning, decimated city, pushing a shopping cart full of guns and Spam, using your hook-arm (there was a nuclear blast a few weeks ago that took your right hand) to ward off the mutant rats trying to get to your food […]
