IDIOT ALERT: Woman Who Falls In Fountain While Texting Sues Mall
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Jesse James Engaged To Kat Von D Because That Makes Sense
Reason #163,583 to not get married: your husband might cheat on you with a neo-Nazi and then marry someone who looks EXACTLY her like, seriously 6 months later. Apparently attempting to legitimize the sanctity of marriage, Jesse James has come out announcing that he is engaged to tattoo-artist Kat Von D, after bring her to […]
Women Should Spice Up Their Sex Lives In 2011
**FIRST OF ALL, REAL QUICK. The company that put this poll on, Wet lubricants, claims to be the best-selling line of intimacy products in the world, which is one of those claims that makes me wonder if there is any sort of moral obligation to tell the TRUTH in advertising. I mean, OBC is the […]
Burglars Snort Dog Ashes, Thought They Were Cocaine
Sometimes I think that people wake up one morning and just think, “You know what would be great? Getting on an episode of World’s Dumbest Criminals! So great, and definitely good for our reputations at criminals.” Then again, there is a reason they are given the title ‘World’s Dumbest’, and it’s because there was probably […]
Do this, Not that: Baby Yoga Vs. Kid Workout
A video hit the internet last weekend that made us all squirm in our seats. It’s called Baby Yoga, and it starred a Russian lady swinging a baby around her backyard like a friggin’ ribbon-dancer. Speculation was that it couldn’t possibly be real, I mean, who in their right mind would swing a baby around […]
Octomom Whipping a Guy In a Diaper
You can always tell the importance and relevance of a celebrity based on the anticipation and wait time for reported sex tapes or nude pics. For example, Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape took a few weeks before it was released to the world. There were rumors of Paris Hilton’s for over a month before we finally […]
3 Ways to Avoid the Flu This Season
I hate getting sick. Not just like, “oof, I think I might be getting sick!” or “uh oh, I better load up on Vitamin C!” No. Like, laying in bed, writhing around in misery, crying out for Cthulu to end it all because MY FROAT HUUUUUWTS. Okay, maybe that’s a little dramatic, but let’s be […]
Brett Favre “Retiring” “Probably” “Maybe”
It’s that time of the year, everyone. The ice is melting, the sun is shining, and the flowers are blooming. THAT’S RIGHT– it’s Brett Favre retirement discussion season! What joy! According to Fox Sports, two sources have claimed that Favre turned in his retirement papers on Monday. Although this doesn’t really mean much and he […]
Ricky Gervais Roasts Everyone at the Golden Globes
If Ricky Gervais were an eBay purchase, I would respond to his sale with A++++++ WOULD DO BUSINESS AGAIN. Hollywood, though, is not so pleased. Assuming you didn’t fall into some sort of time portal which threw you into pre-Civil War era Alabama this weekend, you probably heard about the Golden Globe speech heard ’round […]
Weekly Celeb Dose
Britney left McDonalds long enough to record a new single. Prepare to hear it every five minutes [JustJared] Jay-Z and Kanye left their castle mansion islands long enough to release a single. It’s called HAM. That is all. [OhNoTheyDidn’t] Olivia Munn is on the cover of Maxim for the three hundredth time [HollywoodRag] Being a […]