2010 been pretty tough for the American economy. Just about every industry took a hit (except the war industry but let’s not get started on that), and it really made an impact of the well being of our citizens. Thanks to some selfish, repulsive, and small-penis-evident activity by the US banking system, especially, many people […]
Jeggings are an interesting trend that popped up in 2010. On some, the spandex-based, faux-denim pants look phenomenal (re: supermodels, that’s about it), and on others they look, well, less phenomenal. So if you had asked me which celeb from our Dream Celebrity Booty Call list was going to step out on the town in […]
Without knowing it, tabloid magazines have been giving free advertisements for OBC, did you know? No, we haven’t been sneaking subliminal messages in… but with the amount of articles detailing the many issues in celebrity marriages, they’ve basically just been contributing to our cause: the Cause for “Stay Single As Long As You Can Because […]
You can always count on San Diego ladies to do something overtly sexual and then be like “OMG LOL I DIDN’T EVEN KNOWWWW.” There is just something about this city that breeds the strange combination of naivete and blatant sexuality. And you’d think it would be sexy and a turn on but somehow instead it’s […]
img via topnews.in I remember as a kid, I loved December. I always had an advent calendar, you know those cardboard things with the doors with chocolate things inside, and we’d get a Christmas tree and bake cookies and hang stockings and everyday until the Christmas Eve seriously lasted an ETERNITY. And then you hit […]
I’ve always thought that WAG was kind of a derogatory term. I know it just stands for wives and girlfriends or whatever, but let’s be honest, if someone walked up to you and called you a “gold-digging WAG” you’d probably be more than a little irritated. On the upside, whatever they’re called, soccer WAGs have […]
img via Timothy A. Clary, AFP/Getty Images I am like a giddy child today, excited off my ass that tonight is the glory and the pinnacle of all television: THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW! KATY PERRY! BOOBS! CLASSY LINGERIE! KATY PERRY’S BOOBS IN CLASSY LINGERIE! That’s right, everyone, gather your friends and family because this […]
Dearest friends and family, we gather here today to mourn the loss of a great and noble singleton. Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson, football player, reality television star, friend. Although we may now witness him moving onto the next part of his journey, the journey of death marital bliss with model and VH1 star Evelyn Lozada, we […]
“Hahaha! Look at this sign that was hanging near a urinal in the bathroom of an engagement ring store. OMG. I can’t believe they would say that! This is hilarious. I would totally move to Bali and yes, start my bach- wait… What? Forlorn? Emotionally vacant? Well, that’s not an exactly accurate portrayal of bachelorhood, […]
1) Take group or duo shot 2) In group shot, find funniest expression and replace all faces with that face 3) In duo shot, swap the faces, thus creating a hilarious, yet confusing photo 4) Laugh and share with friends These are the steps one takes to execute the perfect “Face Swap” meme, one of […]
