Dearest friends and family, we gather here today to mourn the loss of a great and noble singleton. Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson, football player, reality television star, friend. Although we may now witness him moving onto the next part of his journey, the journey of death marital bliss with model and VH1 star Evelyn Lozada, we […]
“Hahaha! Look at this sign that was hanging near a urinal in the bathroom of an engagement ring store. OMG. I can’t believe they would say that! This is hilarious. I would totally move to Bali and yes, start my bach- wait… What? Forlorn? Emotionally vacant? Well, that’s not an exactly accurate portrayal of bachelorhood, […]
1) Take group or duo shot 2) In group shot, find funniest expression and replace all faces with that face 3) In duo shot, swap the faces, thus creating a hilarious, yet confusing photo 4) Laugh and share with friends These are the steps one takes to execute the perfect “Face Swap” meme, one of […]
Now this guy knows how to make a long flight go by! 24-term Michigan Congressman John Conyers was caught on tape recently, flipping the pages of the newest Playboy while on a plane. You gotta give the guy credit – anyone who would bust out a nudie mag in public is pretty ballsy, but a […]
BRACE YOURSELF, PEOPLE. For the next 69 hours, OBC is taking part in Cyber Monday (the online version of Black Friday) and offering ridiculous holiday discounts: Monthly Gold membership for $6.99 a month, or $69 dollars for a LIFETIME GOLD MEMBERSHIP What does this mean? It means you can finally get something out of this […]
Hot Mess (n): a derogatory term describing a situation, behavior, appearance, etc. that is disastrously bad. Think “faux pas” but times ten. Possible origin is literal (think, steaming dogpile). When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty. As you can see, the specifics necessary […]
I always thought it was just a coincidence that football and church fell on the same day of the week. I mean, I guess I always did notice that on certain Sundays my dad was still in his pajamas drinking a beer and watching TV as I was being ushered out into freezing temperatures to […]
Snooki is an interesting conundrum. I mean, on one hand she is like, a vile little pig-roach, but on the other hand she is wildly entertaining to watch, not unlike the Science channel when you see a whale being born or monkeys throwing poop or something equally as disgusting. However, I highly doubt there are […]
There are a lot of things to hate about the Real Housewives of Atlanta. The cat fights, the false senses of entitlement, the gaudy outfits, parties, and jewelry, the whole pickle photoshoot incident and the dudes in makeup come to mind. But then a song like this comes out, and you just think, wow, there […]
People have long mistaken the amino acid Tryptophan as the product in our Thanksgiving turkey dinners that turns us into football watching coma-zombies. However, despite the longstanding myth, the fact of the matter is turkey has less tryptophan in it, percentage wise, than even cheddar cheese. The real thing that makes us sleepy after our […]
