I know that sometimes BCU comes off as immature. Like maybe our office is populated with 12 year old boys taking turns writing articles while farting on each other and having their first erections. But not today. Today is a serious day about important, scientific developments that could potentially give us a glimpse into our […]
I recently watched an hour long documentary about the porn business, and how professional porn stars are losing money and their jobs because of the proliferation of amateur sex sites and free pornography on the internet (interesting note: it’s hard to feel bad for someone when you’ve seen a whole soda bottle come out of […]
TheUglyBugBall.com* is a dating site for people who wake up every day, look in the mirror, and recoil in horror, but still think that they deserve love as much as anyone else. Which… I guess… is a good trait? The British site, created to help the “aesthetically challenged” find love, has just excitedly reported the […]
I suppose there comes a time in every weirdo’s life where they realize, hey, I’m weird, and no one is ever going to accept my weirdness so I guess I might as well just take the crazy train to Nutsville. I imagine that’s why hoarding and Real Girls and Second Life exist, and that would […]
Thanks to this sign, you can count on me yelling, “HEY, DON’T LEAVE THE POOR GUY WITH BLUE BALLS, YOU JERK” every time someone forgets to turn off a light. We’ll see how quickly I lose all my friends.
IT’S ELECTION DAY, EVERYONE! YOU. ME. POLLING BOOTH. BALLOTS! POLITICAL JARGON? YES PLEASE! LET’S. GET. IT. ON. Just kidding. We’re sure you’re tired of the non-stop political commercials and public service announcements reminding you to vote today, so instead of giving you tips on what to do this Election Day, or reminding you that not […]
Some might say, “this is old,” and others might say, “damn, what is this kid on?” but I say, “you sir, are absolutely the coolest, most confident, steeliest-of-balls guy I have ever had the pleasure of watching on YouTube (sorry, Keenan)”. Check out the video below for a very happy Celtics fan and the spectators […]
It took everything in my power not to post photos of every celebrity’s Halloween costume today. I gave you the D. Wade as Justin Timberlake, sure, but what I wanted to give you was Kim Kardashian as a sexy leopard, Paris Hilton’s parents as cops (it’s funny cause their daughter’s a criminal! Ha! Ha!), Amanda […]
this is why you suffer. Hope you had fun on Halloween everyone, because starting now you’re gonna have to switch your inebriator of choice from alcohol to something less harmful… say, LSD perhaps? That’s right — a new British report is stating that alcohol is actually a more dangerous drug than even heroin because of […]
This past weekend was the Jon Stewart/Steven Colbert rally event in Washington DC that people have been talking about for weeks. A counterpoint to the Glenn Beck rally earlier this year, it brought in over 200,000 people from around the country, all “Rallying for Sanity,” and reminding our nation to get out and vote on […]
