Someone on Reddit.com spotted this, um, unfortunately placed signage in front of a mall in Midtowne, South Carolina, and brought it to all of our attentions. I hope they rearrange those signs soon. Although I guess Kohl’s Dick’s Staples isn’t all that much better…
There are a lot of interesting gubernatorial candidates up for election this November. Mostly on the east coast (the West is less interesting, more corrupt. BORING). You’ve got the masturbation hating witch, Christine O’Donnell, the “gays all wear Speedos and fondle each other” Carl Palladino, and now, the most genius one yet, a Mr. Jimmy […]
When I think of CSPAN, I usually think of the channel that I speed by to get to normal entertaining television, or the channel that I put on when I’m suffering from insomnia because it works better than any prescription medication at putting you to sleep. What I don’t think of is a daytime soap […]
According to an Oregon news center, a man in a military ‘ghillie’ suit who planned on robbing a Hillsboro museum was caught yesterday when he was bitten by an officer’s dog while hiding in a wooded area nearby. Officers say they were responding to the tripped alarm at the museum, and as they searched for […]
Apparently, talking a suicide jumper off a ledge isn’t quite enough to save you from jail time! According to TMZ, rapper T.I. is going back to jail for probation violation resulting from an arrest last month where he was caught with a controlled substance. Despite officers from the suicide incident testifying on his behalf and […]
Somehow, despite the extra day last weekend, we all came back to work with a solid “where the hell did that weekend even go?!” feeling, and I realized it had to have been because I didn’t post my weekly dose of things you have to do this weekend. It absolutely explains the lack of fulfillment […]
You know when people use the phrase, “You need another [whatever] like I need CANCER” (I don’t know if it’s cancer, it might be a black eye or a hole in the head but for for the sake of this post let’s go with cancer*)? Well, they should just stop using that phrase for anything […]
It’s been almost a week since our most recent naked celebrity scandal (I don’t know if you remember, but it was a certain elderly gentleman and his Vienna sausage) and I was starting to worry. What if I never got to see some celebrities’ junk that I never wanted to see in the first place […]
Don’t worry, you didn’t take too many Gummi vitamins this morning – it’s true: rapper T.I. (the same one who was released from a 7 month incarceration only to be arrested within a month for possession of ecstasy and codeine) is apparently now a LIFE-SAVING HERO. According to reports, when the rapper heard that a […]
Reason #8,720 to not get married: it doesn’t matter many hours you spend in a nightly prayer circle asking God to save your beloved coal miner husband whose been stuck a million feet underground for over two months because you love him with all your heart, if you ain’t passing out enough BJs he’s totally […]
