Hey Bengals, can we sit down real quick and discuss the current state of your two star players? Yes, I mean Terrell Owens and the other one whose legal name I refuse to say out loud. Can we just get together and maybe have a little talk about their egos? Look: I know they are […]
Videos of people puking always make me laugh. I know that vomiting is awful and uncomfortable and once the dry heaves start you’re really in trouble, but something about watching peoples’ eyes bulge out while bile spews uncontrollably from their organs and they make that inevitable “HUUHHHHHHLLLGFHGHHG” noise just makes me giggle! So watching this […]
Tumblrs and blogs make up a huge percent of the internet these days. From DEALBREAKER to Crap At My Parents House to Awkward Family Photos, hours and hours can be spent browsing photos with hilarious captions. But rarely are these blogs as informative and strange as The Snuggie Sutra: a blog dedicated to sex positions […]
Sometimes I think we take the joy of kissing for granted. Like straight sexin’, it takes talent, and there are many around who somehow made it to adulthood and still have not yet figured it out. At the same time, though, we’ve always wondered… exactly what purpose does kissing hold? Sure it’s fun, and at […]
Alright, magazine companies. It’s time we had a talk. I was okay with you featuring half naked chicks and women with no noses and even photos of starving children in war-torn countries. But when you take it a step further, Billboard, and put a corpse on the cover of your magazine, a NAKED corpse, at […]
See them? They’re right there. Two flawless, amazing reasons that we wish we were in Germany right now at this very moment across the table from Hayden Panettiere. Two wonderful, tasty reasons we wish we weren’t sitting at a desk in America but instead at a table across the ocean staring lovingly at them. What? […]
this photo is completely classless and inappropriate. and also hilarious. Jimi Heselden, millionaire owner of the Segway company, died yesterday when he drove one of his motorized scooters off a cliff into a river. I don’t think there is much more to say about that, except that I hope the scooters in heaven have […]
Yes, what you’re seeing is real: there is an Antoine Dodson Halloween costume on sale. Assuming you have the internet and annoying friends who send you links a hundred times, you’ve heard of the guy and know of his oratory skills (“Obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park”), and also know that by like, […]
Happy Monday, readers! As we begin another week, it’s time to celebrate the unexplainable inventions of our time. From the Snuggie to the Slap-Chop to that blanket that looks like a burqa, I’m just waiting for a museum to open that showcases all of the ridiculous inventions that our generation has dreamt up. Like, for […]
We bet you a hundred classic cars that Jay Leno can’t top this. TEAM COCO!
