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Athlete Blames Cat Over Drunk Driving Charge

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Athlete Blames Cat Over Drunk Driving Charge

BCU blames cat for DUI, cat, drunk drive, DUI, funny story, Graeme Swann, odd news, weird news 0 Comments August 18, 2010

We’ve said it a hundred times and we’ll say it a hundred more: we’re staunchly anti-drunk-driving. Cab prices are far less than paying fines for a DUI, and the chance that you could kill yourself or someone else is too high for it to be acceptable to risk it. HOWEVER, on the absolutely ZERO percent […]

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OBC Surpasses 5 Million Members!

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OBC Surpasses 5 Million Members!

BCU 5 million members, booty call, exciting, important, milestone, news, OBC, OnlineBootyCall, press release, trademark 0 Comments August 17, 2010

It’s a big day for Team OBC over here: it’s Taco Tuesday, I received my monthly Cheese Aficionado magazine, and OH YEAH GUESS WHAT, OnlineBootyCall.com reached 5 MILLION MEMBERS! Can you believe it? To put that in perspective, if we were a city, we’d have a bigger population than that of Los Angeles and San […]

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JetBlue’s All You Can Jet Deal is Back

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JetBlue’s All You Can Jet Deal is Back

BCU All You Can Jet, Cancun Mexico, JetBlue, month long trip, New York City, Portland Oregon, Puerto Rico, San Juan, Summer, travel advice, vacation 0 Comments August 17, 2010

JetBlue, notoriously affordable airline company and purveyor of awesome commercials is back with their totally awesome “All You can Jet” package, offering unlimited flights for an entire month starting September 7th for a mere $699 (or $499 if you don’t mind not flying on Friday or Sunday). Since the summer’s winding down (although by our […]

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Joaquin Phoenix’s “I’m Still Here” Trailer

BCU Casey Affleck, Gone Baby Gone, I don't get it, I'm Still Here, Joaquin Phoenix, makes no sense, trailers, Videos, weird movies 0 Comments August 17, 2010

I don’t know if you ever saw Gone, Baby, Gone, but it was was a pretty damn good movie, what with the kidnapping and prostitution and drugs and whatnot, except for the fact that Casey Affleck played a badass? Which makes no sense? I mean, he’s got the skin of a newborn infant baby boy, […]

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Booty Enhancement Spell

BCU Booty, booty enhancement spell, eBay, sexy, strange, weird, Wiccan, witch 1 Comment August 16, 2010

When a lady walks by and she’s wearing like, I don’t know, thin white pants, or a skin-tight dress, or teeny short shorts, and you’re thinking like, man, she really needs some work down there, what is the first thing that comes to mind? Is it A) She should probably hit the gym. B) She […]

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Dwayne Wade Shows No Mercy

BCU 0 Comments August 16, 2010

Dwyane Wade blocking childrens’ shots from John Karalis on Vimeo. Because nothing gives underprivileged youth the confidence to follow their dreams like having an NBA baller squash them like a disgusting little cockroach in front of all their friends and family.

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Juggalos Attack Tila Tequila

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Juggalos Attack Tila Tequila

BCU A Shot at Love, chlamydia, Gathering of the Juggalos, Juggalos attack Tila Tequila, MySpace, reality stars, sad, STDs 2 Comments August 16, 2010

You might know Tila Tequila from her MySpace fame-whore days, or her “Shot at Love” fame-whore days, or her “Shawne Merriman beat me up” fame whore days (which is totally ridiculous because Merriman is a gentleman and a scholar and is going take the Chargers to the Super Bowl this year, guaranteed). And now it […]

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Timmy’s Cover of ‘Telephone’ By Lady Gaga

BCU funny video, kid singing Telephone, lady gaga, songs, Timmy, YouTube sensation 1 Comment August 13, 2010

Timmy made headlines a while back with his Mickey Mouse PJ’d rendition of Lady Gaga’s ‘Bad Romance,‘ despite his chubby little muffin top and awkward dad/creepy uncle/mystery guy prancing around in his skivvies in the background. Now, he’s classing it up with a newly remodeled kitchen and t-shirt that fits, but we can still feel […]

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Giving Up

Dating & Sex

Giving Up

BCU dating advice, demotivational, flesh light, flesh light vs. dating tips, funny pictures, masturbation 0 Comments August 13, 2010

Come on, guys. Come on.

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The Three Things You Have To Do This Weekend

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The Three Things You Have To Do This Weekend

BCU Advice, Football, fun things, get laid, lists, NFL, The Expendables, three things you have to do this weekend, weekend 0 Comments August 13, 2010

It’s Fridayyyyyy (the 13th, by the way, so no walking under ladders and absolutely NO punching mirrors, Dominic Monaghan.) and it’s time to start planning out your weekend. BCU has decided to start Friday blog posts about the three things you should do this weekend, every once in a while peppering in some things you […]

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