As a server who has worked in the Gaslamp district for three summers now, I feel as though I have a bit of insight that could potentially help those Downtown industry-newbies who are about to experience the wrath of the 150,000 person convention this year. If you’re reading this, and you have not yet mentally […]
While other celebrities use Twitter to post incoherent nonsense (e.g. Amanda Bynes, Sarah Palin) or their obsessive love for Root Beer (Shaq), Andrew WK is doing his duty as a off-the-wall rockstar and giving us tips on how to appropriately party like one. Some of our favorite tips: “It’s Monday night, party till you puke […]
There are few things in the world more pleasant than riding on a yacht. The fresh air, the blue water, the wind in your face… you could spend a beautiful sunny day doing nothing but lounging about, drinking some fruity blended drink and sleeping away. Unless you were riding on this yacht in Cape Town, […]
If you were to be asked which horribly unjust event was going on in the world as we speak, what would it be? The poverty in Darfur? The BP oil spill photos being Photoshopped to appear less horrific than they are? Well, you’re wrong, Bubbo. Nope: the biggest atrocity against humanity today is none other […]
Having a dog is a full-time job. You have to be 100% dedicated to raising that dog, not unlike a child, because they require your time, attention, love, and poop-picking up skills to help them get through life, probably because (according to some scientist somewhere) dogs are just retarded wolves. Needless to say, you should […]
I don’t know about your state, but California recently passed a law banning cell phone use while driving. WTF, right? I am pretty positive that it’s within our inalienable rights to drive with one hand holding a Slurpee and the other one texting Janice that you “totes can’t wait 4 the party l8er” while you […]
Have you ever wanted to consume a 25 oz. margarita in the blazing heat of July? Or see a really pasty white guy in nothing but ass-less chaps, making out with another dude in nothing but ass-less chaps? Or stand too close to three super obese women in body paint? I’m sure you do, so […]
As you’d expect, the OBC staff loves a good booty call. In and out in half an hour and free to go on with your nightly business is generally our preferred method, but there are other fun types — morning hookups, cruise ship flings, and foreign country sexcapades are pretty high up there on the […]
Sometimes I think the 1930s were a better time. I mean, sure they didn’t have iPhones or free downloadable porn and the Great Depression was in full effect, but hey, the cars were badass and the dancing was… okay fine the cars were badass. And when a piece of literature this fine comes around, you […]
I always assumed that someday in the future, people would look at our iPod touches and laugh, thinking, HA! What primitive music wear! To think, they didn’t have microchips embedded in their occipital lobes through which all the music in the world could be streamed at any moment of the day. Instead, it turns out […]
