Having a dog is a full-time job. You have to be 100% dedicated to raising that dog, not unlike a child, because they require your time, attention, love, and poop-picking up skills to help them get through life, probably because (according to some scientist somewhere) dogs are just retarded wolves. Needless to say, you should […]
I don’t know about your state, but California recently passed a law banning cell phone use while driving. WTF, right? I am pretty positive that it’s within our inalienable rights to drive with one hand holding a Slurpee and the other one texting Janice that you “totes can’t wait 4 the party l8er” while you […]
Have you ever wanted to consume a 25 oz. margarita in the blazing heat of July? Or see a really pasty white guy in nothing but ass-less chaps, making out with another dude in nothing but ass-less chaps? Or stand too close to three super obese women in body paint? I’m sure you do, so […]
As you’d expect, the OBC staff loves a good booty call. In and out in half an hour and free to go on with your nightly business is generally our preferred method, but there are other fun types — morning hookups, cruise ship flings, and foreign country sexcapades are pretty high up there on the […]
Sometimes I think the 1930s were a better time. I mean, sure they didn’t have iPhones or free downloadable porn and the Great Depression was in full effect, but hey, the cars were badass and the dancing was… okay fine the cars were badass. And when a piece of literature this fine comes around, you […]
I always assumed that someday in the future, people would look at our iPod touches and laugh, thinking, HA! What primitive music wear! To think, they didn’t have microchips embedded in their occipital lobes through which all the music in the world could be streamed at any moment of the day. Instead, it turns out […]
People sure do have it out for sports stars these days. Poor Ben Roethlisberger, all he wants to do is play football and golf, and get drunk and laid, and everyone in the world is puttin’ him down! First that chick who says he raped her (don’t believe it) and now a Miss Nan Fowler […]
There are few things on the internet that give us as much pre-teen giddiness as a flirty Facebook chat. If you’re like me, you’re generally repulsed everytime you hear the little *clink* of a Facebook chat message, because 99.9% of the time it’s the LAST person you want to talk to (i.e. the most boring […]
If seeing the 7 greatest action heroes of our time on screen together wasn’t enough to get you pumped on the new Expendables movie, I shall safely you are not a man. In fact, if the reappearance of Dolph mothereffing Lundgren on the big screen wasn’t enough to get you excited, then it’s 95% likely […]
Oh, yay! It’s our favorite time of the week! Obviously obvious news time at BCU! This week’s edition: Obviamente obvio news from the streets of Pamplona, Spain. Last week was the historic(ly stupid) event of the Running of the Bulls, and according to the Red Cross’ customary post-race injury report (CUSTOMARY?), three people are injured, […]
