Oh Europeans, you and your crazy little quirks. Like your teeth and your smell and your love for disgusting foods like liver and tripe and your driving on the wrong side, no not the left side, the WRONG side of the road. And did you guys know that there was an octopus- I’m sorry, an […]
As you may have deduced from my less-than-stellar coverage of the World Cup and the NBA Finals, I am pretty illiterate (and indifferent) when it comes to sports that involve balls. And yes, that works both ways. However, it would take someone living under a rock to have not been hearing the overwhelming buzz regarding […]
I write this post with a heavy heart, as currently San Diego looks less like our beautiful, sunny city and more like Seattle or Ireland or some terrible frigid place where water falls from the sky in the middle of July. How is it that the rest of the world is experiencing record-breaking heat, we’re […]
Calling all mathematicians! The world needs your help! I’m sure you’ve been feeling neglected and overlooked these days what with the biologists and physicists getting all the nerd-fame and nerd-glory from the oil spill and the LHC, so I have a job for you. I need you to figure out the equation that will solve the […]
After much scientific research, I have come to the theory that the vuvuzela sucks in 48 ways (so far). Reasons 1 through 46 are all related to the horrific, mind-numbing noise they make. Reason 47 is they have spawned a whole new breed of un-funny, psuedo-racist memes. Reason 48 is, yep, you guessed it, DRUG […]
Reuters is a very highly respected news organization from which we get most of our to-the-minute news on environmental issues and political scandals and also alligators wearing sandals sometimes. That being said, WTF, REUTERS. We’d like to believe that whoever came up with that DAZZLING headline is just the greatest undercover comedian of all time who even […]
Boy oh boy, the world cup really inspires the sexual drive of women, huh? First that Paraguay beauty offers to run naked in the streets (thanks, Paraguay World Cup team, for ruining that one) and now Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden has taken the promise further — she says she will give BJs to every […]
You know how sometimes you have those moments when a little voice in your head that tells you to do weird, creepy stuff? Like open your neighbors mail or look in someone’s window? But you don’t do it because that would be really creepy and would probably get you arrested? Sometimes, when you’ve been broken […]
Some days are just better than other days. You wake up, and everything is wonderful. Colors are brighter, smells are more enticing, and everything in the world just seems right. Other days, you take a whole s***-ton of mushrooms and go camping.
Ah yes, the Fourth of July. A time for sun, barbeques, and the most American of sports: competitive hot-dog eating. In a time when people across the globe are suffering from poverty so staggering they are DYING from malnutrition, DYING, we Americans have an eating SPORT. And just like any sport, there is a shining […]
