What is the DEAL with singers these days putting dating site ads in their videos? First it was Lady Gaga’s PlentyofFish ad in her total “WTF?” video for the single “Telephone” with Beyonce, and now the King of Autotune is striking back with a wholly awkward video called “Zoosk Girl.” Listen up, T-Pain, I’m all […]
Let’s talk about your profile pic, gentlemen. We’ve discussed this before, but apparently my pep talk didn’t yet seep in. We’ve been going through the OBC profiles recently, and I’ve been noticing some trends that force me to make a face in disgust that not even a mother would love. So, it’s time for take […]
When you think of television shows that you really wish were made into a porn parody, what comes to mind? Friends? Entourage? True Blood? Obviously not, because those might actually be sexy and entertaining, right?! I’m sure your first idea for a primetime porn parody would be Curb Your Enthusiasm, RIGHT?! RIGHT?! Well, too bad […]
You know how sometime you open the cupboard and are super excited to open that bag of Lays from yesterdays barbeque and chow down on some crispy, greasy deliciousness, but then you open the bag and instead take a huge chomp of stale zombie potato skins? It’s terrible. Well, sometimes, in a long term relationship, […]
Poor pro-athletes, they just can’t catch a break these days. The sex scandal knows no borders, hitting Tiger Woods, then Jesse James (is he a pro athlete? I don’t imagine him having any discernible skills), then Ben Roethlisberger then Tiki Barber and now 3 members of the French soccer team? That’s right, the athlete sex scandal […]
If you haven’t yet checked out ChatRoulette, you’re missing out on the newest craze among teens and creepy perverts across the globe. Already it has made semi-famous a dude named Merton, a Ben Folds look/sound-a-like who improvs piano songs to his randomly-selected chat partners. Could Chat Roulette is the new YouTube? It does come complete […]
There is quite a debate going on in the BCU offices over who is the hottest celebrity out and about today. Top of my list? Miss Scarlett Johansson. She was bangin’ in Vicky Cristina Barcelona and super hot in He’s Just Not That Into You, which is a movie that I definitely did not see. […]
I am of the school of thought that television as an art medium is legitimate, important, and under appreciated. My DVR’s recordings range from nature shows (Life!), to Thursday night comedies (30 Rock!), to medical dramas (shut up). However, the one strain of television diseases that I refuse to catch is the incurable infection of […]
Last year, we were exposed to one of the dumbest hit songs of all time, “Birthday Sex.” It basically told the story of some guy who, instead of getting his girlfriend a decent gift like say, a tennis bracelet or a new iPod, explains that railing her on a kitchen stove will be the best […]
Sometimes, watching TV commercials or kids shows, you wonder if the marketing team behind them is just utterly oblivious to sexual innuendo, or if they’re creepy perverts with a weird desire to expose children to huge phalluses. That being said, back in the day when kids actually read comic books about superheroes, you shouldn’t be […]
