Don’t you wish that every bar had this outside of it? A cute girl with a sign detailing the hotness spread going on inside? Malibu Bar, located in Austin, Texas, has come up with an earth-shatteringly great idea. Never again will you be forced to quickly chug your beers to escape a dreaded Beast Convention, or […]
Remember Tiger Woods? And that thing he did? I don’t know, some boring garbage about a couple affairs or whatever? It’s all a dull haze now that we have Sandra Bullock and her unfaithful headcase neo-Nazi husband. We Americans are great at forgiveness if someone else does something worse than you! Anyway, Tiger Woods had […]
In order to better serve you, our loyal BCU readers, we frequently check to see which search terms are bringing new readers to the site. They nearly always consist of “booty call,” “hot women,” and “onlinebootycall.” However, every once in a while comes a gem that makes the staff giggle like school girls. Here are […]
Who knew! Booty call tunes aren’t limited to hip hop and pop music! We could be wrong, but judging by the lyrics of the Lady Antelbellum hit “Need You Now”: “It’s a quarter after one, I’m a little drunk and I need you now Said I wouldn’t call but I lost all control and I […]
Don’t worry, this is safe for work! In celebration of Easter, the holiday of perpetual candy-consuming, here is a great photo of everyone’s favorite marshmallow animals getting a little frisky at the club!
When I was in middle school and we started going through the “sex talks,” no one I knew had a cell phone. My uncle had a car phone, but even that didn’t really work ever. So our safe sex talks in class consisted of “hey don’t have sex” and “if you do wear a condom.” […]
As we’ve seen in the last couple months with the Tiger Woods and Jesse James scandals, there seems to be a very strict divide between the women they want to take home to mom and the women ones men just want to sleep with. Of course, you say, I don’t need a scientific study to know […]
Man, Tiger can’t seem to climb out of that grave he dug himself. Just weeks after his press conference apology, new information is coming out from TMZ (ultimate revealer of celebrities’ closet skeletons) that Tiger Woods paid his original mistress Rachel Uchitel around $10 million to keep her mouth shut. Apparently when Uchitel was thinking […]
The Harvard Sailing Team isn’t actually the water sports enthusiasts from an Ivy League School, but we only hope they can be as successful, because they are a hilarious sketch comedy group that were the masterminds behind this video. Here’s my question. Is this really what we look like to you? Tell me. I want […]
I’m gullible. Like, really, seriously, gullible. Like when a fellow BCU staffer told me that Google docs runs slow on my Chrome browser, I responded with a dramatic, “REALLY?” Until they laughed and said, “No, you idiot. Chrome is made by Google. ” So comes April Fools day. I wake up every year, prepared for […]
