While searching in vain for photos from last year’s Cougar Cruise, we came across something even better: this hilarious video from Break.com that celebrates the Barbie doll’s 50th anniversary with a great commercial parody. It features a very cougar-esque looking Barbie inviting several college aged boys over for a party that goes from hot to […]
Alright ladies, it’s your turn. I couldn’t dish it out to the guys and not accept that we women too make some pretty wretched fashion mistakes ourselves, most while thinking that we look totally hot. If you were ever out at the club scopin’ out some guys and everyone just seemed to turn away, repulsed, […]
Human genitalia is weird. It makes perfect, anatomical sense, of course, but looking at it you can’t help but wonder, “wtf is going on here?” And after reading this set of facts from The Frisky, I have decided that the penis is far superior in strangeness to the vagina. 1. One out of 400 men […]
TextsFromLastNight is a brilliant website that allows people to send in their drunk and/or hungover text messages for the world to marvel at. Not only are they funny, but they provide quite an ego-boost, knowing that even if you got pretty tipsy last night, you didn’t drink frog urine for 5 bucks. Considering the recent […]
The amazing banana. High in potassium, delicious on cereal, and hilariously similar-looking to the penis. These were the only joys of the banana, up until recent study that may show bananas can help prevent HIV! A recent study reported on by the Montreal Gazette shows that a chemical in bananas has been as potent at […]
We’ve written many articles explaining how people ruin their chance at getting a date, through their actions, manners, and behaviors throughout the first meeting. However, did you know you can ruin any chance of getting a date/a girlfriend/laid within the first moment of meeting? It has to do with your style, my friend! Women don’t […]
You know how usually when you watch commercials, all you can think in your head is, “God, whatever marketing campaign director that thought this was a good idea must have been dropped on their head as a child”? This is not one of those commercials. Joining the ranks of other great commercialists like Bud Light, […]
Women are crafty. They are like sneaky little mongooses (mongeese?) who look sweet and adorable but in reality they EAT SNAKES. One of the craftiest skills of the woman is deception. While they might not consider it to be lying, per se, it definitely isn’t honest. Here are 5 of the most prominent lies women […]
Check out this awesome video where Mo takes his new 2010 Porsche Techart Magnum to a legal street race versus a Nissan ricer at Qualcomm stadium. In case you’re wondering, Porsche Techart Magnum is basically a modified Cayenne Turbo S with 680 hp (aka fastest SUV in the world). It’s almost sad to watch.
I don’t know about your state, but California at the moment is having a severe infestation. Not of locusts or fruit flies; that might be bearable, but instead it’s the dreaded hipsters. With their too-small shirts and fixed-gear bikes, they’re everywhere, at all the bars and parks and stoplights. The worst part of these hipsters? […]
