Were you under the impression that your vagina was okay? Well, you were wrong. According to beauty “specialists” your vagina is in need of some serious adjustment. Everything from its color to its smell is gross and wrong and needs to be fixed, so with the help of Alternet, we’ve got a list of all […]
It’s the news headline everyone’s been waiting for… John Edwards, two time failed presidential nominee, has a sex tape. Edwards’ mistress is suing his former aide for the return of videos and photographs which depict “matters of a private and personal nature.” Which in lawyer-speak probably means dirty, raunchy sex. This comes on the heels […]
It’s Groundhog Day, aka That holiday you haven’t cared about since 2nd grade, but it’s a great opportunity to sit back with some pizza and watch the movie Groundhog Day, starring Bill Murray as a guy who has to relive the same day over and over. While we can all think of days that we’d […]
Despite rumors that she and 300 star Gerard Butler are dating, it looks as though Jennifer Aniston has no plans to settle down in the near future. She has shared some of the details of the renovation of her home in Beverly Hills, from replacing the men’s side of her bathroom with a spa-bath and […]
Remember a few days ago, when we posted rules for throwing a great Super Bowl? And how one of them was “Nix the Decorations?” Well, we’re gonna have to go ahead and add a footnote: if you have the incredible skills of the team at Break Media– keep the decorations. Below you see the most […]
Everyone knows how shameful it feels when you wake up to a clearly alcohol-induced one night stand in your bed. With a massive headache and a bad feeling in the pit of your stomach, you roll over to see a beast of epic proportions. Although you may feel helpless at the moment, HolyTaco has done […]
The Academy Awards are one of the most legitimate award ceremonies of the year, and for the most part, they give awards to the people who genuinely deserve them, unlike some other shows (Taylor Swift won a Grammy??!!). And while we respect the art of film making, we at BCU have added a new category: […]
Everyone is talking about the pro-life commercial starring Tim Tebow that CBS has agreed to air during the Super Bowl. Paid for by Focus on the Family, the commercial stars Heisman winner and Bible-passage-sporting Tim Tebow and his mother, discussing how Tim was nearly aborted. Want to know what CBS says they will not air? […]
If you ignore the allegations that he “recreated situations” and “stayed at 5-star hotels,” Bear Grylls of Man Vs. Wild is hands-down the craziest badass in the history of mankind. From eating frog eyes to giving himself enemas in the middle of the ocean, it seems there is nothing this Brit can’t do. Luckily, somebody […]
We at BCU love animals just as much as the next person. I once hit a raccoon with my car and cried for a week. But seriously, PETA has got to be the craziest bunch of loonies in the land! We all know they hate fur coats and want everyone in America to live on […]
