Here in San Diego, AKA Paradise AKA the center of the universe as we know it AKA Whale’s Vagina, it’s raining. It’s supposed to rain until next Sunday which might as well be a year, but as you know, we’re still Weekend Warriors. We’ve still got to make the best of this coming three-day […]
I wonder what it’s like to wake up in Green Bay or Pittsburgh today. It’s Friday, and you’re going to work, and you have to behave like an adult, but also IT’S MFing SUPER BOWL WEEKEND, EVERYONE! I bet that’s how it is in offices all over those two cities. A bunch of decoy Excel […]
Often, after a long weekend of drinking, I announce to myself (between vomit heaves) that I really need to detox. No drinking, no fried foods, lots of vegetables, gallons of water… that sort of thing. However, as I get older and realize you don’t have to pour alcohol into your brain with fury every 6th […]
Remember earlier this week when I was saying this was going to be the best week ever? And remember how I said San Diego was going to hit the 70s this weekend? WELL GUESS WHAT IT ALREADY DID, ZING! Needless to say, we over on the southwesternmost point in the nation are very excited to […]
It’s slated to be an unheard of 75 to 80 degrees this weekend in San Diego. It’s slated to be an unheard of 75 to 80 degrees this weekend in San Diego. Yeah, just thought you might want to read that again to remind yourself that we at BCU kiiiiind of […]
Alright fine. I chose this topic for one reason and one reason only. HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HOLLOWS PART ONE IS IN THEATERS TODAY, YOU GUYS. My Hermione costume is out of storage (front of my closet) and dusted off (there wasn’t any dust on it) and ready to be worn tonight to my […]
Sometimes after a long monotonous week you just feel like you’re in a rut. Perhaps work was stressful or you’ve just been busy, so now that the weekend is here you want to do something out of the ordinary. Partying every weekend at the same bars, seeing the same people, and then waking up on […]
