VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW, FINALLY.
After all the creepy drive-through sex shops and dudes with their oral sex requests all over the…
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NYC Guy Offers Oral Sex To Any Woman
Boy oh boy, today sure is a sexy day, isn't it? First we have one of my favorite childhood past-ti…
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Shadow Puppet Porn
Rule #34 states that "if it exists, there is porn of it." Which, as I've learned in my time as a pr…
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Girl Gives Lap Dance at Cowboys Game
I would like to create an experiment wherein several hundred men are placed in a theater with dual …
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Which Is Grosser? Police Report Edition
Some things are just unprecedented. Like when the lightbulb was first invented, people must have be…
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Things You Don't Need: A Sex Toy Drive-…
Hey, I'm the first to admit that sometimes "The Urge" comes, and there is just really nothing that…
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Twitter Doesn't Know What Women Want
Reason #408,970 to stay single: no one knows what women want! After R&B sex symbol Usher be…
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Beer: The Reason Humanity Exists?
Oh, alcohol. Our society has such a strange relationship with you. On one hand, reports call you…
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Keenan Cahill Ft. 50 Cent
As you may or may not know, I have a long standing crush on Keenan Cahill, AKA BeenerKeeKee19952 o…
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Magnetic Lingerie
In a world full of bad ideas, like, say, orally sodomizing a dog or kissing a hooker, it's always n…
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