Playboy does Tron (NSFW)
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Dating & Sex
Germany Introduces ‘Sex Tax’ to Help Deficit
Take note, American government. Instead of continuing the tax breaks for the top 2% of Americans (who, let’s be honest, are all pretty much a**holes), we should take a page out of a German city’s book and start taxing prostitution. According to Reuters, Dortmund, Germany is now enacting a “pleasure tax,” which requires prostitutes in […]
Obvious News: Old Men Want Booty Too
From the studio that brought you “Running of the Bulls: Still Dangerous”, comes another tale of Obviously Obvious News: starring OLD DUDES and SEX! This winter comes: OLD MEN ARE STILL INTERESTED IN SEX: A STORY OF DUH and NO DUH and OBVIOUSLY According to an Australian study, old (and I mean OLDER, […]
How To: Survive December
img via topnews.in I remember as a kid, I loved December. I always had an advent calendar, you know those cardboard things with the doors with chocolate things inside, and we’d get a Christmas tree and bake cookies and hang stockings and everyday until the Christmas Eve seriously lasted an ETERNITY. And then you hit […]
Engagement Ring Store Advice
“Hahaha! Look at this sign that was hanging near a urinal in the bathroom of an engagement ring store. OMG. I can’t believe they would say that! This is hilarious. I would totally move to Bali and yes, start my bach- wait… What? Forlorn? Emotionally vacant? Well, that’s not an exactly accurate portrayal of bachelorhood, […]
Cyber Monday Deal at OBC!
BRACE YOURSELF, PEOPLE. For the next 69 hours, OBC is taking part in Cyber Monday (the online version of Black Friday) and offering ridiculous holiday discounts: Monthly Gold membership for $6.99 a month, or $69 dollars for a LIFETIME GOLD MEMBERSHIP What does this mean? It means you can finally get something out of this […]
BREAKING NEWS: TRYPTOPHAN CAUSES HORNINESS, NOT SLEEPINESS
People have long mistaken the amino acid Tryptophan as the product in our Thanksgiving turkey dinners that turns us into football watching coma-zombies. However, despite the longstanding myth, the fact of the matter is turkey has less tryptophan in it, percentage wise, than even cheddar cheese. The real thing that makes us sleepy after our […]
Profile Picture Don’ts: Asking Your Mom to Help
Look. We women appreciate a guy who takes care of his body. We like someone who has a close relationship with their family. We definitely like a man who seems to have decent enough pride in cleanliness. However, those three things can easily be true in and of themselves without being in a […]
Marriage is Obsolete, Says 40% of the Population
Call us pioneers because we said it before everyone else: 4 in ten Americans now believe that marriage is obsolete! According to a report by the AP, 39 percent of Americans think that marriage is becoming obsolete, or more specifically, that a married couple isn’t necessary to be called a family. Due to the findings, […]
NYC Guy Offers Oral Sex To Any Woman
Boy oh boy, today sure is a sexy day, isn’t it? First we have one of my favorite childhood past-times getting the Hustler treatment, and now we have this politely seductive gentleman named John Westwood in New York City. Apparently, the 45 year old man (who wants you to know he is five foot, nine […]