Quite Possibly the Best Typo on Twitter Ever
ABC 7 News later redacted and corrected the error, not that it matters. TRIPLE CHECK YOUR TWEETS, ABC!
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Is Ben and Jerry’s Linsanity Ice Cream Racist?
Well, it looks like Ben and Jerry’s ice cream company has decided to jump on the recent racism trend that has exploded since the success of Knicks star Jeremy Lin. According to Gothamist, the Vermont-based company created a new flavor of ice cream called “Taste the Lin-sanity,” which in it’s first batch included PIECES OF […]
Kate Upton is The Sports Illustrated Cover Model
It was finally revealed last night on David Letterman’s Late Show that Kate Upton, last year’s “Rookie of the Year,” would take the illustrious role of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model. The highly coveted spot, which has before been held by the likes of Christie Brinkley, Irina Shayk, and Beyonce, will be […]
Dumb Criminal Alert:Man Ties Up Daughter on Facebook
I don’t have kids, but I do have two younger brothers, so I know how absolutely unbearable children can be at times. Sometimes you just want to drive them out to the desert and leave them there while you take a g*ddamn shower in peace without them knocking on the door because they want you […]
Mythbusters Cannonball Shot into Neighborhood
Never before hath a Mythbuster experiment induced so many “OH SH*T”s. Next Myth: will the Mythbusters be able to keep their jobs after almost maiming like, 40 people?
The Best Headline Ever
All hyperbole aside, this is a great headline. I can’t be sure if it beats out this headline, or even if it’s better than this confusing-as-hell gem. But, falling in the ranks of Apple’s innuendo-full knee slapper comes a headline from a Filipino newspaper in California. The question is… disgruntled young intern, or oblivious old […]
Non-Stop Strip Poker
Now this sounds like a game I want to be a part of! According to Gothamist, on Saturday the Art in General Gallery in New York City began a week-long, non-stop strip poker game. According to the article, Each day for a week, from 10:30 a.m. to 6:00 p.m., seven players will gather around a […]
Man Kills Wife for Breaking His Star Wars Toys
You know, I think it’s kinda cool when grown men have silly hobbies, like painting miniatures, or reading comic books, or collecting Star Wars memorabilia. It shows that they have a playful side, and that they don’t take themselves too seriously. The key words in that sentence are “silly,” “hobbies,” and “don’t take themselves too […]
R.I.P Steve Jobs
As I sit here typing on a PC, checking my Android for texts, and playing music on my iPod,I realize that I’m kind of a technology traitor. Well, no… that’s not true. I just don’t really care one way or another about brands of things as long as they do what I want them to […]
Man Writes Book About Sex With a Dolphin
Not JUST sex with a dolphin, but a nine-month “intimate relationship” with it. Yep. Put your frosted flakes down, because it gets worse. According to Flash News, 58-year-old Malcolm Brenner is claiming that in 1971 he carried out a relationship with Ruby, a dolphin in captivity at a Florida amusement park (ah yes, the most […]