Recently, our stance on monogamous relationships and marriage has shifted very slightly. While we’re still not pro-traditional-marriage (meet, immediately become monogamous, never explore other options, get married after 2 years, get divorced after another 2), we’ve seen so many of our own members find fulfilling relationships on our site that we’ve realized hey – maybe […]
I MEAN, COME ON. COME. ON. For more holiday-themed catastrophes, see here and here.
Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher shocked the nation by shooting and killing his girlfriend, then going to the stadium and shooting himself in front of his coaches and other team personnel. [Kansas City Star] Some people won shit-ton of money in the Powerball lottery. I don’t care. I DO think it’s funny that some […]
It’s lunchtime at the OBC offices, so unwrap that PB&J, dump out those Fritos, and pop that Capri Sun baggie. It’s time for a round of “OKAY, MAYBE THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT, THE WORLD IS ENDING NEXT MONTH.” The adorable picture above is a baby that was born recently, apparently to 14 year olds, because […]
I’m really sorry to do this to you so early in the morning, but sometimes you need a good jolt to the nervous system to get you out of your morning haze. This is certainly that jolt. I’d advise putting down your hot coffee before watching this. Yep, that’s exactly what it looks like. A […]
Oh. My. God. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. Look, okay, I GET that older people have sex. That’s A-OKAY with me. A large majority of our ex-members who have shared their testiMOANials have been older women, […]
Wal-Mart workers staged a walkout on Black Friday. Seriously: GOOD LUCK, GUYS. [ Common Dreams] When Oprah says that something isn’t profitable, you believe her. [DailyMail] Two Colts cheerleaders shaved their heads in honor of their team’s leukemia-stricken coach. And still looked gorgeous. [BuzzFeed] The Classy Chris Brown Files, #43,998 [Dlisted] Lindsay Lohan’s comeback movie, […]
Well, Thanksgiving is over. How was yours? Did you put back on the 10 pounds you’ve been working so hard to keep off for the past 5 months? In the span of like, 4 days? And now the holiday is over but thinking about working out and eating healthy again sounds like a miserable hellscape […]
McKayla Maroney met with the POTUS. She wasn’t impressed, and neither was he. [Flickr] Speaking of unimpressed, Mitt Romney and his wife were spotted watching Twilight together this weekend. Oh how the mighty have fallen. [Politico] Hostess closed and people were sad. Especially the workers, whose pensions were dissolved cause the Hostess Corp is EVIL […]
There were a lot of people upset that Barack Obama won the election last week, thus ensuring another four years with a Democrat as Commander in Chief. Fine, whatever, it was expected. Especially for people who believe he is a Kenyan Muslim who wants to take away everyone’s guns and let men marry Popsicle sticks […]
