Jon Hamm and Fabio: Twinsies
Oh god. OH GOD. Please, no. No. NO NO NO NO NO THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? I take back what I said earlier. There is no God.
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Fat Guy Sues White Castle Because He’s Too Fat To Fit in a Booth
You may only know this because of the dozens of depressing commercials during yesterday’s football games, but Sunday was the tenth anniversary of 9/11 – the day when two terrorist-hijacked planes flew into the World Trade Center, one hit the Pentagon, and another ran into the ground in Pennsylvania. Easily one of the saddest events […]
Natural Disaster or Heaven?
So, I don’t know if you heard, and I’m fairly positive that if you aren’t in California then you didn’t hear, but yesterday San Diego County was affected by a 15 hour blackout that left 3 million + customers without power from about 3:30pm until the wee hours of the night. For someone who never […]
Japan Shaped Erection: Best Video of the Year?
I remember when I realized I was bored with MySpace. It was like, a Tuesday night, and I was browsing through pages really late at night, and opened an acquaintance’s page. Suddenly I was EYE RAPED by multiple sparkly sayings and flashing glitter lights and auto-play videos and an embedded song that I had no […]
Guy Calls 911 To Demand Hooker Refund
That, my friends, is a picture of a man who has defied Darwin’s theory of ‘survival of the fittest.’ According to the Smoking Gun, Ahmed Hasnain of Kansas ordered a prostitute to his Motel 6 on Wednesday, presumably hoping for a fling with a Witchita hooker, which is the top of the totem pole of […]
Man Decapitates Himself Over Argument With Ex-Wife
Do we even need to be arguing our stance anymore? We’ve learned that kidnapping is more likely to happen by a close relative or friend than a complete stranger, and that you’re safer in an airplane than a vehicle, can we also now accept the fact that you’re most likely to be driven insane by […]
New Marilyn Manson Video is REALLY WTF
Don’t watch that video. No, really. Don’t do it. I’m serious. I know that by embedding this video on the blog, I am inherently telling you to watch it, but seriously, just don’t. It should just sit there forever and never get watched because it will ruin your day with the amount of WTF it […]
Man Arrested For Humping Inflatable Raft
In this post-2 Girls 1 Cup world, I’m really unsurprised that people are turned on by anything. Teddy bears, Star Wars robot camels, diapers, you name it. The more interesting part to me is when people are totally open and public with their weird fetishes. I keep my weird shenanigans in the bedroom AND […]
The Outlawz Smoked Tupac’s Ashes
Don’t get me wrong, I am all about love and honor and respect and remembrance of those lost, but I feel like if there IS an after life, if somehow I end up in heaven (hopefully… yikes) watching my friends down below and I see them MIX UP MY ASHES WITH POT AND THEN SMOKE […]
Man Arrested for Driving, Drinking a Beer, and Having Sex at the Same time
59-year-old George Howard is a Kentucky man of many skills. Multi-tasking, though, apparently isn’t one of them. According to The Smoking Gun, he was arrested this morning when officers pulled him over for hitting a curb, and realized that he was driving, drinking a beer, and having sex all at the same time. Now to […]