You know, sometimes we joke that once you settle down in a relationship, your sex becomes less fun and adventurous than it is when you’re just casually dating or knockin’ out booty calls. But maybe if all relationships were like the one between Dave Hockey and Shawna Bigelow, we’d all find that special someone (maybe […]
This week, we’re taking a little detour from our usual “check out the booty on this pseudo-celebrity” post and instead taking a poll on the hotness level of a video that is currently making the rounds and drawing a wealth of opinions: Maroon 5’s new video for their single “Animals.” The video seems to tell […]
SNL returned this weekend, and though there were certainly some flubs (a LOT of flubs), this skit starring host Chris Pratt and always hilarious Aidy Bryant made the whole night worth it. We present to you – the BOOTY RAP.
This week, the BCU Crew is taking a week for some delicious, internet-less vacation – but don’t worry, we’re not leaving you hanging – we’re bringing back some of our FAVE Hump Day Hotties all week long so you can spend the week in the sweet embrace of Instagram babes. See you next week! […]
Everyone pack your bags, we’re taking a weekend trip to Kansas. I know, I KNOW, Kansas is like, the LAST PLACE ON EARTH you’d pick for a weekend getaway (no offense, Kansas readers), but the future of fun booty calls is at stake! Via the Kansas City Star: Thousands of adult novelty items, from lingerie […]
I remember eating at a Vietnamese pho restaurant recently, and someone at my table ordered spring rolls. I’ve never been a fan of the cold, slightly slimy texture of spring rolls, and my opinion was definitely not changed by my friend, who said, “I love em. It’s like eating vegetables out of a condom.” YUCK. […]
Fall is in the air! It’s just a little cooler, the sun is setting earlier, and it’s harder and harder to get out of your booty calls bed because it’s still dark out when you usually sneak out unnoticed (DAMNIT). The worst part of it becoming fall, though, is that ladies are putting away their […]
We heard about this story last night, and before we even had time to get it out on BCU, before we had time to tell our friends, before we even had time to get a NICE, HARD LOOK AT THE WOMAN IN QUESTION, the story appears to have been proven a hoax. But hey, we’ll […]
In honor of Monday, a day which makes us all want to say “f*ck it, I quit,” here’s Alaska reporter Charlo Greene gloriously leaving her job to run her marijuana dispensary instead. We love you, Charlo.
Friday: full of excitement and wonder and potential! A wondrous two days ahead, free of obligation and agendas. What are you going to do this weekend? Party? Eat? Drink? Hook up? Travel? Well, have fun with that, because we’re going to be sitting in front of our computers, watching JLo and Iggy Izalea’s video for […]
