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What We Learned About Online Dating From Dark Knight Shooter James Holmes
In the days following the heartbreaking tragedy in Aurora, Colorado, people began scouring the internet for any evidence they could find about the alleged shooter, James Holmes. Despite not having a Facebook account, two dating profiles arose: one for Match.com, and one for AdultFriendFinder. Understandably, online daters may have found this disturbing. The idea that […]
MINKA KELLY HAS A SEX TAPE
Ohhhh what news to arise to on a Monday morning! According to TMZ, an ex-boyfriend of the incredibly gorgeous Minka Kelly (of Friday Night Lights) is shopping around a 30-minute “semi-professional” sex tape of the two. Sources say the camera used to film the encounter was set up on a tripod and connected to a […]
SOTS Thursday (On Friday)
Remember when I was talkin’ ’bout that time warp earlier? And how there might have been a rip in the space time continuum that caused this week to fly by at a rate undetectable by the human body? Yeah, about that… um… so… I FORGOT THE #SOTS THURSDAY. I’M SORRY. I know you count on […]
CougarLife Billboard is… um… “Direct”
This billboard for cougar dating site CougarLife.com is apparently flying high in West Hollywood, CA, according to LA Weekly. Pretty interesting and flashy advertising technique, we’d agree, despite our firm belief that OBC is the best site to find DTF ladies of all ages. CougarLife claims they chose the spot because it’s “epicenter of American […]
Honey Boo Boo Is Getting Her Own Show
It’s Friday! Wait, what? It’s Friday? How did that happen? Did we enter a time warp, because I’m pretty sure it was Monday 5 minutes ago… Oh well- another day, another dollar, another horrifying show about to premiere on The “LEARNING” Channel, starring some humans that should be arrested and thrown in jail forever. Remember […]
Fred Willard Caught Wacking It at Adult Movie Theater
Recently some friends and I were discussing a new trend in our city: upscale, super overpriced theaters that have recliners for seats and servers that bring you all the booze and food you want. They’re popping up all over the place, and some curious part of me really wants to try it out, despite the […]
Hump Day Hottie: Kelly Brook
In this day and age, it seems like every celeb with an “enviable” body has the hips and butt of a 9-year-old boy, and the stomach and boobs of a 19-year-old girl. Women from Miley Cyrus to almost any Victoria’s Secret model are desired by men and idolized by women for their remarkably slender frames, […]
Squid Species Have Three-Hour Sex Sessions
Other than my love for a sweet and spicy calamari, I never really paid much attention to squid as a species. They’re like the less cool version of the octopus, and until they officially find the Giant Squid, who really cares about the slimy invertebrate? APPARENTLY WE ALL SHOULD, because according to new research, the […]
Which is More Awesome?
Some days just start out better than others. Maybe it’s because you remembered to set up your coffee maker the night before so you woke up to the smell of Starbucks. Or maybe it’s because you didn’t eat pancakes for dinner (for once) so you woke up feeling spry! Or maybe it’s because you got […]