I’m not normally one for jealousy, but at this very moment it PAINS me to name this week’s Hump Day Hottie: Jessica Biel. While gorgeous and talented (and having one of the best asses in Hollywood), I have the inclination to despise this woman because she stole my future husband, singer/actor/designer/dancer/comedian/omnimpotent God Justin Timberlake. Sure, […]
ABC 7 News later redacted and corrected the error, not that it matters. TRIPLE CHECK YOUR TWEETS, ABC!
As much as this movie terrified me as a child and gave me nightmares (that tunnel, MY GOD), I have to admit that this remix is pretty friggin’ sweet. Let’s get this Wednesday started!
After a week of disastrous marriages (think Dennis Quaid and this twice-mistress), it seems a good time to remind our readers that yes, LOVE DOES EXIST OUT THERE, and we aren’t opposed to it. We just believe that people should start looking for love in new ways. Instead of thinking that the steps have to […]
Looks like it’s not only men that aren’t built for marriage – according to Radar Online, a woman with whom 300 star Gerard Butler had an affair last year has gotten divorced, but this isn’t the first time. Radar claims that the woman’s first marriage ended with a celebrity affair as well – to rocker […]
I’ll be honest: i f***ing LOVE my Snuggie. I know it’s a total gag gift, and when I received three of them from family members a couple years ago for Christmas, I should have laughed it off and donated them to charity. But instead I gave two away as re-gifts and held onto the bright […]
I had no idea who Heather Morris was until this morning, but that’s probably because I am a grown adult who doesn’t watch TV shows about high schoolers and she is a star on the TV show Glee. However, when the word “nude scandal” pops up on my news feed, what am I supposed to […]
What’s that? You want to start the day with a vaguely terrifying video about a bunch of dogs having a party because it’s the second day of Daylight Savings and you spent the FIRST day of DST partying your face off for the entire day and now you feel terrible, like maybe the worst you’ve […]
“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, and maybe I should get a CAT scan because I’m pretty sure there is some irreversible brain damage going on.” I believe that’s how the old adage goes, right? It is surely true for actor Dennis Quaid, whose third […]
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go sock my neighbor in the face and see if that’s the key to replacing my 95 Ford Escort with somethin’ a little classier. WISH ME LUCK!
