Of all the celebrities out there, I think I’m most jealous of Rihanna. She just seems to have that “DGAF” attitude down to a T – from her partying in Barbados to her poses with fans to her awesome decision to spend the Golden Globes in Hawaii smoking a massive blunt instead to pretending to […]
I think this video is supposed to show the terrifying attack of a wild animal on a defenseless bystander, and perhaps prod us to think about containing animals in enclosures and cages when they are clearly meant to run free in the wild. And maybe that our hubris as humans will be our demise when […]
HOW DID THIS STORY GET PAST ME? A VIRGIN, AMATEUR PORN, AND SPERM DONATION ALL IN ONE STORY? WHY DIDN’T YOU GUYS TELL ME ABOUT THIS? According to Gawker, a 36-year-old guy is making waves in the media for his erm, “unconventional” assistance to fertility-challenged couples. Trent Arsenault has been running an unregulated sperm donation […]
After the SMH-ness of that last post, I feel like we need a little somethin’ to cleanse our palates, don’t you think? Something that will maybe make you believe again in real love – not the bullsh*t you see on primetime dating shows? Don’t worry – OBC has you covered. Although a lot of people […]
A couple days ago, a friend of mine remarked that I resembled one of the contestants on the reality show The Bachelor, to which I responded, “THE BACHELOR IS STILL ON?” I had no idea that a show that requires fame-hungry women to make asses of themselves for a chance at a sham marriage with […]
No, sir, but you just made my morning!
With all the new technology emerging in the smartphone world, it’s almost impossible to keep up. Swype, Siri, iCloud, and other programs have brought us swiftly into the future of phones, and each new project is more awesome than the next. This morning I came across two NEW ideas in the smartphone world that have […]
Last night The Golden Globes happened. And that has been our Golden Globes coverage, back to you in the studio, Paul. Rihanna was spotted in Hawaii yesterday, hundreds of miles from the Most Important Day to Celebrities Except the Oscars, enjoying the sand, sun, and some other natural substance that may or may not have […]
Remember a couple years ago when the New Jersey government came forward and said “do not let the cast of The Jersey Shore skew your opinion of this state. We are not all drunk, orange-tinged asshats with no self-respect.” Well, I felt kind of bad for them, although I found it interesting that they didn’t […]
Acceptable uses of booty: a) a hot derriere b) a sexy hook up c) something a pirate collects on the high seas Unacceptable use of the word booty: ANYTHING MICROWAVABLE AND “MOIST” THAT GOES ON YOUR DISGUSTING LONELY FEET. EW. EW EW EW.
