Funny idea and all, but as a person with an 18-year-old brother with every strain (yes strain, like a disease) of Axe and the ability to fill an entire room with the stank of Axe-flavored ball sweat, I can guarantee you that this. Would. Never. Happen.
I really wish that I could rename this post, because saying Yogasm out loud creeps me out to the extreme because it sounds like Yo-Gabba-Gabba, the children’s show that my 3-year-old niece loves. Gross. I would call it like, a “zen-gasm” or a “OM-gasm” but I guess that’s not the technical term, so I won’t […]
Not JUST sex with a dolphin, but a nine-month “intimate relationship” with it. Yep. Put your frosted flakes down, because it gets worse. According to Flash News, 58-year-old Malcolm Brenner is claiming that in 1971 he carried out a relationship with Ruby, a dolphin in captivity at a Florida amusement park (ah yes, the most […]
Despite their crying out that we’re all going to hell for having casual sex, it turns out most evangelical Christians have had pre-marital sex too, which seems to prove two things – it’s natural, and inevitable! According to Jezebel and Relevant Magazine, 80% of unmarried evangelical Christians aged 18-29 have had sex. The figure is […]
What a miserable world we live in when a nice young woman can not get her beloved boyfriend in the sack once in a while, right? According to the SmokingGun, though, that was exactly the behavior that prompted Melissa Minarsich to lose her mind and go ape-sh*t all over her boyfriend last night in Iowa […]
I’ve always found it strange that we Americans think it is so funny to watch other people suffer. Not like, real suffering, of course, but when a person is having a hard time at something that they should be fine at, it’s the funniest thing in the world to us (well, that and someone getting […]
I gotta admit, this Tuesday isn’t that bad. Maybe it’s because I’ve had the joy of seeing two total twats embarrass themselves on national television, maybe it’s because I had ice cream for breakfast, but I definitely am not in the normal, dragon-with-PMS mood that I am on most Tuesdays. Or maybe it’s because of […]
Apparently today is TV-Bitches-Tuesday, because not only did we get a glimpse of Nancy Grace’s rage-fueled nips, but now we get to enjoy the sweet sweet ramblings of my OTHER least favorite “female” on television, Millionaire Matchmaker’s Patti Stanger, whose job it is to hook up sugar daddies with their sugar babies in the most […]
Nancy Grace, if you hadn’t already heard, is evil. She’s a horrific excuse for a news anchor and an even worse excuse for a woman. On her CNN show, she claims to be an “advocate for victims’ rights,” which I think translates into “yelling and screaming with no respect for the US legal system.” Plus […]
As if the whiny, nasally, migraine-inducing voice wasn’t enough, Nicki Minaj chooses to pollute our EYES now, as well as our ears, with her over-the-top costumes and hair and makeup that makes her look like a playing piece from a nightmarish version of Candy Land. Hey, I give the girl credit for making some pretty […]
