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Vagina Tent (NSFW)

BCU gross, guy crawl out of giant vagina, no thank you, vagina tent, vaginas, weird, wtf 0 Comments September 23, 2011

Sometimes I worry that YouTube has too many normal, boring, completely mundane videos, don’t you? Like, come ON. What an utterly boring and too-normal way to start a Friday, if you ask me.

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Safeway In Baltimore is the Best Place to Check Out Booty in Yoga Pants

Style & Wear

Safeway In Baltimore is the Best Place to Check Out Booty in Yoga Pants

BCU awesome, Baltimore City Paper, Booty, fashion, funny, National Booty Month, yoga pants, yoga pants and ladies butts 0 Comments September 22, 2011

    You didn’t think we’d forget that it’s National Booty Awareness month, did you? And we’re in luck, today we barely had to make four clicks before we found something bootylicious to post about, although you might be surprised: The Canton Safeway near Baltimore Maryland. WHAT? WHAT? Yep, you heard us – according to […]

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Sports

The NY Giants Are Douche Bags

BCU Deon Grant, fake injuries, Football, Giants vs Rams, jerks, Michael Boley pegs ball at intern's face, NFL, NY Giants, Sam Bradford, wtf 0 Comments September 22, 2011

Look – we in San Diego aren’t really allowed to judge other football teams. Our quarterback, while talented, looks like a chubby 12-year-old and acts like one too, and our defensive and running games are both fairly embarrassing. However, after seeing the next two videos, I have to give us credit for never pulling either […]

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Worst Reuters Story Ever

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Worst Reuters Story Ever

BCU dumpling eating contest, gross, odd news, Ukrainian man dies after eating dumplings, Urkrainian dumpling eating contest winner dies, wtf 0 Comments September 22, 2011

        Um, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT? Have a nice Thursday, everyone. Via Reuters

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Dumb Criminal of the Week

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Dumb Criminal of the Week

BCU animal cruelty, Colorado woman charged with animal cruelty, dumb criminal, dumb woman walks dog from car, stupid, yoga instructor 1 Comment September 21, 2011

Do you do yoga? I love yoga. It’s calming, a great workout, and has been shown to improve your sex life. And the instructors are great inspiration because they tend to have some of the most bangin’ bodies in the business. However, there are a few times when you might come across a rather, erm… […]

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Lifestyle

National Booty Awareness Month

BCU booty workouts, butt workouts, Dr. Booty, funny video, glute workouts, local news, National Booty Awareness Month, NBA, tone your glutes 1 Comment September 21, 2011

NBA – ‘National Booty Awareness’ Month is apparently in full swing, according to a man who calls himself “Dr. Booty”. A small part of me feels like I question this holiday because I of all people would have known this already, and also because it’s 3/4ths of the way through September so I’m not sure […]

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Mike Tyson Gave Steve-O a Black Eye

Celebrities

Mike Tyson Gave Steve-O a Black Eye

BCU barf, Charlie Sheen, Comedy Central, Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen, Jackass, Mike Tyson, Roast of Charlie Sheen, Steve-O, Steve-O gets a black eye from Mike Tyson, Winning 0 Comments September 21, 2011

The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen premiered this Monday night (I say premiered because it will show approximately 400,000 times in the next six months), and according to viewers, it was quite a doozy. I have never been a fan of Roasts, mostly because A) Lisa Lampanelli is a fat, unfunny cow and B) […]

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Funny Videos

NSFW – Best Cancer Awareness Video Ever

BCU awesome video, cancer awareness, funny video, lingerie model, male cancer awareness, Rhian, self-exam, touch myself 0 Comments September 20, 2011

I don’t know what to write here that will add to the sheer incredible quality of this video without utterly ruining it for you, so… just, um… enjoy.

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

Stories

TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU does OnlineBootyCall work?, OBC testimonials, online dating success stories, ONlineBootyCall success stories, testimoanial tuesday 0 Comments September 20, 2011

Sure, we learned this morning that Tuesdays are a TEENY-TINY-ITTY-BIT better than Mondays in ONE respect: people aren’t as worried about STDs on Tuesdays. Fine! FINE. That doesn’t change the fact that Tuesdays suck for about ten trillion other reasons, including but not limited to: no football, no excuse to go out and have a […]

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STD Worries Are Highest on Mondays

Dating & Sex

STD Worries Are Highest on Mondays

BCU AIDS, HIV, people worry about STDs most on Mondays, safe sex, sex news, STD info, STDs, unprotected sex 0 Comments September 20, 2011

I suppose there is at least ONE reason to like Tuesdays more than Mondays – according to a Danish study, people worry most about STDs and AIDS (and call hotlines about them) on Mondays, likely because they have unprotected sex most on Fridays and Saturdays. But why not a spike in callers on Sundays? they […]

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