It’s times like these that I want to take a page out of the Mormons’ book and start going on missions trips to areas that don’t yet know about the wonders of online dating (and specifically OnlineBootyCall). Had we taken a “sexual mission trip” to Brownhelm Township, Ohio, this horrible story might not have happened: […]
This is a joke, right? I mean, it has to be a joke. It can’t NOT be a joke, you guys, right? There is no way that Jeanne Marie Laskas (whoever the F*** THAT IS) is telling a woman to talk to her husband like a DOG, RIGHT? YOU GUYS? RIGHT?!??! SOMEONE CALL READER’S DIGEST […]
According to a new study, a dude doesn’t automatically become GAY the second he experiments with another guy, despite what fraternity bros have been shouting for years. The study, performed by Northwestern University (coincidentally the same school that stated bisexuality was an “unproven theory” in 2005), seems to show that men, like women, can in […]
Can we all agree that PETA is the worst? We’re all on the same page about that right? I mean, I’m all for helping animals, and advocating for sustainable farming and the treatment of animals that are going to land on our plates, but PETA is pretty much the “National Enquirer” of advocacy groups at […]
Tuesday is here. Again. Did you know it comes back every 7 days? It’s like the STD of weekdays and I hate everything about it. I’m sitting here with my crappy lunch and my crappy Diet Coke and my crappy, too-tired-to-try outfit, knowing that a full three and a half days are left until the […]
Good god, it’s like an epidemic this year! What with these two and these guys and this couple and them, something in the water in 2011 is causing celebrity couples to hate each other (I blame global warming). And now divorce has come and wreaked havoc upon what the world thought was the most perfect […]
It’s officially the end of summer vacation for most college students in San Diego, which was made apparent by the unusually high amount of drunk-asses parading their way through the streets of downtown this weekend. With the end of summer and the stress of classes and homework and career planning comes winter, and in my […]
In a war against establishment and big business and our media-soaked society, I gave up my cable earlier this summer (note: I did it because I was broke). It was tough, I’ll admit. And every time I heard someone mention a hilarious Jersey Shore stupidity or some new episode of “Toddlers and Tiaras” that was […]
This is just sad. Via Deadspin: Boost Mobile signed a huge multiyear sponsorship deal with the WNBA this morning, and it’s not like other American sport sponsorships. Boost won’t just have their name on courtside advertisements or all-star weekend programming. They’ll have their logo plastered on the front of every WNBA jersey, save the two […]
Ah, diplomacy. Nothing says, “let’s begin an international relationship based on mutual respect and fair economic trade” like a bunch of 20-somethings bashing each others’ heads into a basketball court, that’s what I’ve always said.
