You know how sometimes you’re just bored with your PRIVATE ISLAND and your BILLIONS OF DOLLARS and your PYRAMID FULL OF 200 LUXURY VEHICLES? I know, me too. It’s exhausting figuring out ways to blow your 22 BILLION dollar fortune, so I’m really relieved that billionaire sheikh Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Nahyan from Abu Dhabi […]
MMMMMHMMMM. Nothing whets an appetite like seeing a half-dead zombie squid “dancing” in your bowl and by “dancing” I mean slimily writhing around in your roe and apparently STILL ATTEMPTING TO ESCAPE OH GOD JUST LET IT GO, MAN! DON’T EAT THAT THING!
As a 20-something female, I am preternaturally inclined to adore Justin Timberlake and all that he does. From his roots as a Mousketeer and then a boy-bander to the infallible media mogul he is now, I have followed his path of hotness and have loved every minute of it. So when he paired up with […]
This is just another one of those “studies” that makes me laugh because it is so obviously skewed by the company that created it. According to Jezebel, Doritos (yes, DORITOS, the makers of such tortilla chips as “Nacho CHEESIER” and “COOLER Ranch”) surveyed 2000 “random” people and asked them about the activities they partake in […]
HAHAHA! Because you know how sometimes you’re like “I LIKE THIS KIND OF MAYONNAISE!” and then your husband is like “BUT I DON’T LIKE IT!” and then you guys hate each other and have to go through an expensive and emotionally taxing life event that can cause depression, bankruptcy, psychological turmoil and sometimes suicide? GOOD […]
Have you been following the current Rupert Murdoch/News Corp scandal? Yeah, me neither. It’s like “aw boo hoo, some sickeningly rich dude might be slightly less sickeningly rich soon, WHAT EVER SHALL I DO?” However, after the video above, which shows some valiant citizen smashing a pie into Murdoch’s face in the middle of a […]
Alright, so maybe Paco the chihuahua didn’t exactly save the day, but you’ve got to admit the little dude has some cajones, and that those two robbers come out of this looking like HUGE p*ssies. The unnecessary use of a shotgun, the stumbling, confused entrance, the terrified scramble when the 5-pound ankle-biter yaps at them, […]
In a kind rebuttal to the terrifyingly bitter and hyperbolic flowchart made by Miss Susan Walsh at HookingUpSmart.com, we offer our own chart showing the effect of marriage on the human psyche (and wallet). We have used the same methodology as Susan, which is to be psychotically distorted, one-sided, closed-minded, and generally unrealistic. To be […]
There are great headlines, and there are awesome headlines. And although the above headline is unfortunate in that it announces a human being’s death, I’m sure if the situation were reversed he’d be laughing at this too: I mean, come on, right? That is HILARIOUS. The story itself, doesn’t get any more normal – according […]
How was your weekend, by the way? I forgot to ask you. I’m sorry. Was it great? Did you hit up some great parties and hot clubs? Hook up with a sexy booty call or maybe two? Yeah, me too. I was out bar-hopping and being super awesome all weekend. What I definitely wasn’t doing […]
