Team Coco scores again! This hilarious clip from Conan O’Brien offers a look into what our Commander in Chief might look like after one too many Guinesses! Can’t you totally imagine him getting this sloshed after he received word that Seal Team 6 had killed Osama bin Laden and dancing around the White House […]
Sometimes it’s easy to forget that Justin Bieber is a child. Considering he sells out massive concerts all around the world and owns a Range Rover and makes appearances on all the major talk shows, you might forget that most kids his age are still begging their parents for X-Box games. But then something like […]
Have you seen Bridesmaids ye- NO NO NO OKAY LOOK HEAR ME OUT. I know that that movie probably seemed a little… erm, “chick-flicky” for some. The title and the overwhelmingly pink posters and the all-female cast… I could see how it might appear as though it were 2 hours of cringe-inducing sappiness, but GUESS […]
Add Utah to our list of states (along with Texas and Florida) that should be on lockdown. According to AP, it has taken laws against prostitution to a new extreme, claiming that even implying that you’d have sex for money, by such acts as “exposing” yourself or performing “lewd acts” is illegal. Obviously, […]
BuzzFeed recently compiled a collection of some of the most grotesque looking forms of jewelry, and while we were definitely grossed out by the pimple ring, because WTF, we were more repulsed by the accessory above – an otherwise cool looking pendent destroyed by creepiness with the addition of the outer lips of a vagina. […]
It is very rare that I find myself speechless. Considering I write for a living, you can imagine that I’m practically bursting at the seams with opinions on just about everything, from politics to sports (haha jk) to current events and celebrity gossip. I pretty much have something to say about everything ever, whether or […]
People are always saying, “you can’t have too much of a good thing,” but that’s definitely not true because one time at my cousin’s Bar Mitzvah I ate like, 3 or so gallons of rainbow sherbet and I puked psychedelic vomit for at least 6 hours and wanted to die. So, by my powers of […]
If I were to think of the least sexual person on the face of the planet… the number one person that I would not like to picture naked in the throes of passion, the top human being in the world who I would rather gouge my eyes out than watch sweatily thrusting into a woman, […]
If anyone on this Earth says they’ve never said something they didn’t mean in a moment of anger, they are a big fat lying sack of lies. There are just some instances, where you are SO angry, and so full of rage, that the only thing you can think of to say is “YOU SHUT […]
According to a new study published at Science Daily, the reason your bad boy twin brother gets laid, and you don’t, may all be in the emotions. Based on study performed by the University of British Columbia, men who look happier are more likely to be seen only in a “friendly social” way, whereas […]
