Do you have that grandpa that you always get nervous to bring friends around, cause he might say something totally backwards and crazy and maybe a little racist or homophobic?I think we all have someone like that in the family… they provide a much needed jolt of excitement in those boring family dinners when […]
I think we’ve all come to the realization that even if you’re not falling off the platform and getting brutally run over by it, the NYC subway is a terrifying place. Whether you’re getting molested by a racist naked guy or getting attacked by a dog-sized rat or witnessing a grown-ass man put a rat […]
Everyone from club goers to old people to NFL stars to the First Lady herself knew the ‘Teach Me How to Dougie’ dance and its song’s catchy chorus, so it’s with a sad heart that we report singer Montae Talbert, aka MBone of Cali Swag District is dead at the young age of 22. Although […]
You know that feeling when you keep finding crumpled up bar tabs and ATM receipts after a particularly debaucherous night and the guilt just pierces you like a rusty spoon? And you’re just like, “crap, I spent like $200 last night. DOES THAT SAY BUTTERY NIPPLE? Who ordered SIX buttery nipples?!!!“ Well, apparently when you’re […]
Coco can balance a water bottle on her booty. She should be our new mascot. [Jezebel] It was apparently break up week in Celebrity land.[DatePro] Ashton Kutcher is replacing Charlie Sheen and Charlie Sheen is reacting… predictably. [TheSuperficial] The Jersey Shore went to Italy. Sorry, Italy. [Dlisted] Jessica Beal and Bradley Cooper, huh? INTERESTING. [Celebslam] […]
I didn’t realize it was Friday the 13th until Twitter was all abuzz about it, but I’m really glad that I was enlightened because of how important it is to recognize that different days of the month and week occasionally run into each other. Just kidding, I know Friday the 13th is important because some […]
Do you guys really need more than that? I mean that headline kind of speaks for itself, right? No? UGH, FINE. According to TMZ, an unnamed plaintiff is suing an unidentified male celebrity on 6 separate counts ranging from Fraud to Sexual Battery, for knowingly giving them herpes during a wild night in Vegas. According […]
Ah Texas. This state, if you ask me, falls just after Florida and Arizona in the “States That Should Secede Because They Are The Worst” category. Sure, they might not have goat-rapist and might not have created a new Third Reich, but they did just try and pass a law that would allow the public […]
This could be the straw that breaks the psycho’s brain – according to sources at the Hollywood Reporter, No Strings Attached star Ashton Kutcher has “all but signed” a deal casting him as Charlie Sheen’s replacement on the hit sitcom, Two and a Half Men. Although reps for Kutcher will not confirm, the source claims […]
It’s been a while since San Diego decided to pass its controversial Prop D, which banned consumption of alcoholic beverages on the sands of our many beaches. It feels like just yesterday, though, because we are still pissed. Especially because the debacle that lead to that proposition getting on the ballot was absolutely, positively, no […]
