I couldn’t even tell you the last time I left a voicemail. Well, I mean at least on PURPOSE. If I leave you a voicemail it’s because I am drunk and I did not realize my phone was calling you, so you know, sorry you had to hear me babble incoherently about what we should […]
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that BCU is WINNING! when it comes to predictions. For example, remember when we said 2011 was going to be Year of the Public Brawl and then it totally, totally was? Obviously we were also right about this year being the year of finding […]
Sigh. Okay, let’s talk about this. The music video below, I think, is proof that Chris Brown is really trying to recreate himself as an artist and a human being, right?… You know, he wants to paint a picture of the man he really is instead of a guy who bashes his girlfriend in the […]
The guy who pranked his obviously-in-need-of-anger-management dad 3 years in a row was our initial winner for best April Fools video of the year, however, when it comes down to the amount of ridicule, level of shame induced, and biggest audience to aforementioned shame, this news anchor takes the cake. Watch him tell his co-anchor […]
Dude. China, you guys. Considering right now America’s GOVERNMENT IS ABOUT TO SHUT DOWN and DONALD TRUMP IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, I think it’s safe to say that the title “leader of the free world” might be a bit of a stretch these days. We should just step aside and let the big boys take […]
You read that right: a legitimate medical journal is under fire for an article they posted in their February issue, where they said that a better gift for women on Valentine’s Day than chocolates would be, YEP: semen. According to RetractionWatch, Surgery News not only retracted the entire February issue from its archives, but also […]
And this, boys and girls, is why YOU DON’T TRY AND FILM AND DRIVE. According to Jalopnik, although this video was posted on the first of April, it is 100% authentic. The uploader of the video claims she was filming these two trucks that were playing a game of “cat and mouse” on the freeway […]
Obviously, we all knew that Brazilian women are notoriously hot. You can tell because like, 90% of our Victoria’s Secret models can’t speak English. However, I always just assumed that all the hot ones were exported up here to be super models or went directly from high school into high paying Latin weather-lady positions. I […]
If the Lonely Island boys are good at one thing, it’s making us all cringe, laugh, and gasp all at the same time. With “Motherlover,” “D*** in a Box,” and their multiple other rated-R hits, we were introduced to a glorious new genre of music, which I will now dub… musical shock-comedy. And now, with […]
They say never stop chasing your dreams. They say you can do whatever you want to do. They tell you that if you have enough dedication and you believe in yourself, you can do anything, and you should never let anyone tell you otherwise. AND THEN YOU BECOME A GROWN UP.
