You know what? No. That headline is wrong. It’s really not all that great of a prank. Somewhat uncreative, really. The rubber-band-around-the-sink-hose prank is so old you could probably find it in the Bible (I think it’s the Book of Job?), but somehow the execution, repetition (3 years in a row – that’s dedication), and […]
Britney is back on tour, and admittedly looking pretty hot. [E!] Lindsey Lohan is dropping her last name and will be known as simply Lindsey, putting her in the ranks of Beyonce and Opr-AHHAHAHAH no.[Gawker] Also, her face is looking REAL NICE [TheSuperficial] Nicki Minaj wore a half broccoli/half cauliflower wig. Very normal. [MTV] Britney […]
April Fool’s Day is back in a big way on the Internet. It seems like every website HAS to come up with some ridiculous prank or else the entire year is just a waste. “Sorry guys no paychecks this year unless everyone is convinced that Apple is now engineering iToilets. Get to work.” Needless to […]
After losing over a hundred MILLION dollars because of dumb choices in his personal life, Tiger Woods was apparently in need of a little cash moneys to pay for (I’m guessing here) Ambien and golf balls, because he’s selling his $25 million yacht, “Privacy.” Yes, the one that he famously spent a lot of time […]
I’m always amazed by the things people will do on bikes. Like, you do realize that the thing is attached to your baby-maker, right? It’s just sitting there, ready and willing to jam your nuts up into your stomach? And you’re just gonna ride it full speed up into the air and then come flying […]
via holyjeez.com NEWS FLASH: today is opening day of the MLB season. Who knew and/or who cares? Yeah I don’t know and/or care either. However, there are a few benefits to the season starting up again, so to perk you up out of your Thursday rut, I give you BCU’s TOP 5 BEST THINGS ABOUT […]
2011 is apparently not only the year of the public brawl, but it also year of the “people finding the most disgusting thing I can imagine in their drinks.” First we had that lady who found a condom in her (barf) sour milk, and now we have Vitaliy Sulzhik from Washington who found (double barf) […]
This one should go in the record books for MOST obvious news in the HISTORY of Obviously Obvious News: According to a GROUNDBREAKING report by the New York Daily News, the more attractive a female is, the less likely she is to have to pay on a date! NO WAY. I AM IN SHOCK. MY […]
I wanted to stop. My brain said, “stop. Pull away.” But my heart said, “no, don’t.” But then my brain was like, “EW, HEART, WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM?” And my heart said, “I’m not really sure right now.”
So, looks like pictures of war victims with their faces’ blown off are A-OK for a college newspaper, but a photo of a dude simulating going down on a girl WITH NO NAUGHTY BITS OR FACES showing is absolute filth and an abomination to the college. So says the staff of the University of North […]
