This one should go in the record books for MOST obvious news in the HISTORY of Obviously Obvious News: According to a GROUNDBREAKING report by the New York Daily News, the more attractive a female is, the less likely she is to have to pay on a date! NO WAY. I AM IN SHOCK. MY […]
I wanted to stop. My brain said, “stop. Pull away.” But my heart said, “no, don’t.” But then my brain was like, “EW, HEART, WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM?” And my heart said, “I’m not really sure right now.”
So, looks like pictures of war victims with their faces’ blown off are A-OK for a college newspaper, but a photo of a dude simulating going down on a girl WITH NO NAUGHTY BITS OR FACES showing is absolute filth and an abomination to the college. So says the staff of the University of North […]
I don’t know where this happened (edit: somewhere in Florida), I don’t know how this happened, and I sure as s*** don’t know WHY this happened, but it happened. Kathy Griffin was photographed dancing naked on the side of the road and waving at passing traffic this week before a show in Miami Beach, Florida, […]
In what is simultaneously awesome and sorta kinda douche-ville, we recently learned of a viral story about a USC Kappa Sigma member who was photographed having VERY public sex. As in, “on the edge at the top of the highest building on campus during a massive sorority philanthropy event in broad daylight” public. The nameless […]
I’m glad that researchers are still taking time to answer the most important questions in life, like how to cure cancer, and how we can slow the depletion of the ozone, and how we can establish more transparency in our government what makes people horny. Researchers at Guelph University have been trying to learn exactly […]
2011 began as year of the public brawl. It was a risky moment in fight-fashion (fightshon?) and for the first several weeks we were quite shocked by how many people were rocking the new fad. Unfortunately, public brawls began to flood the market. Every other day someone else was backhanding someone else on the subway […]
Look at Katy Perry. Look at her boobs Look at her face. They are It is magnificent. There is no doubt that she is one of the most beautiful celebrities out there today, don’t you think? Imagine convincing her to date you, despite the fact that you are a scraggly, greasy man-child with little […]
In this day and age, with shows like “16 and Pregnant” and “Teen Mom,” as well as the glorification of the so-called “stars” of said shows, we are always excited to see something that actually promotes safe sex. Especially to teenagers, who, let’s be honest, are dumb little dumb idiots who walk around with potent, […]
Reason #125,900 to stay single: people tend to regret romantic endeavors more than any other regret. Psychologists Mike Morrison and Neal Roese recently published their research about the strange and confusing human feeling of regret. They used random dialing to try and gauge a wide variation of population from all income levels and education to […]
