Sometimes you have to leave it to college newspapers to ask the important, hard-hitting questions. Without funding from potentially biased sources, they can get down on the real issues at hand, like if politicians are actually working in our best interest, or if corporations are secretly stealing of millions of dollars from the American public. […]
Well now, if this isn’t the universe’s most obvious, blatant, in-your-face warning to not marry a woman, I could not possibly guess what is. According to the Metro, Chidi Ogbuta, of Dallas Texas, decided that for the renewing of their vows with her husband, she wanted a giant, lifesize cake modeled after herself. And guess […]
So you have your headline, your re-vamped profile, and your hot-as-fire profile picture, and you’re browsing the selection at OH I DON’T KNOW, OnlineBootyCall.com when you POW you spot the hottest little thang you ever did see. All you wanna do is set up a sweet booty call without having your […]
In a world where we are just constantly bombarded by WTF, in the shape of dancing dogs and partly-retarded 100% retarded criminals, I have noticed that I have become partially numbed to the WTF. “Oh, you have a squirrel that can jet ski? That is SO 1998. Find me a one-legged squirrel that raised a […]
Is it just me or are criminals getting dumber by the day? Like, exponENtially dumber, right? Like when was the last time a headline said, “Expert Genius Criminal Pulls Off Phenomenally Difficult Heist And Gets Away With It And Does Nothing Dumb The Entire Time”? OH WAIT, BERNIE MADOFF (HEY-OHHHH, SOMEWHAT OUTDATED TOPICAL JOKE!). But […]
OH LOOK – more scientific proof that we should all be having a whole lot more sex (and exercising more)! Based on some recent studies by researchers at Tufts Medical Center in Boston, “episodic activity,” which implies only exercising (or having sex) on occasion, can be more damaging than not having it […]
There has been quite a debate on the celebrity gossip and nerd blogs recently about whether the new NBC show about Wonder Woman, starring Friday Night Lights star Adrianne Palicki, is HOT or NOT, specifically in the costume department. Many believe that the show is just trying to stay true to the comic book’s very […]
I have five questions. 1. WHY 2. WHY 3. WHY 4. WHY 5. “On Knees for Jesus”? WHYWHYWHYWHY?!
Just when I thought we had the most intense competition of all time (Great wall of Vagina vs Bomb Squad Vibrator) I cam across these two delightful news stories just this morning. It’s like someone is smiling down on me and saying, “no, my child, it gets worse. Trust me.” So we have Karin Mackaliunas […]
Oh dear. Ohhhh dear dear dear. Just when we all thought that Chris Brown was cured of his terrifyingly violent tendencies with the help of anger management and Jesus’ love, he pulls this: According to TMZ, an appearance on Good Morning America this morning turned awry when the host Robin Roberts turned the questions to […]
