Charlie Sheen’s Winning Recipes from Charlie Sheen I’m pretty sure the Charlie Sheen business is finally starting to wind down a little bit – people aren’t tuning in every morning for Sheen-watch, because like I said before, when you flood the market with your product its value drops. No one cares about his porn mansion […]
So today is Ash Wednesday, which is a thing that some people celebrate by taking a Sharpie to their foreheads or something I think, but it’s also the start of Lent – the forty day period until something something I don’t know. The main point about Lent is that people give something indulgent […]
Have you ever noticed how “research groups” are always coming out with new “studies” that show exactly what their intended audience wants to hear? Like “going out and getting drunk might actually make you live longer!” or “cookies make you better in bed!” We’re pretty sure that usually those studies are secretly backed by the […]
I think it’s hilarious that in an age where we have movies like Inside Man and The Town and other awesome criminal mastermind movies, that the only stories I ever hear about criminals is when they’re doing something that not even my 12 year old brother would think made sense. The last few weeks have […]
Of all the Academy Award nominated films that came out this past year, which one did you think would end up with a porn parody? Black Swan, because of it’s hot lesbian action? The Fighter, whose spoof name would obviously be The Biter? Winter’s Bone, which ALREADY HAS BONE IN THE TITLE? Nope, nope, nope. […]
I’m really impressed that Alan Simpson, 4000 years old though he is, knows about all the hottest new tracks. I mean, have you guys heard Enema Man’s new album? It’s SUPER sick. And don’t even get me started on the most recent Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog single, that song’s gonna be played in all of, […]
Reason #422 not to get married (or why not to do meth): your husband might drive across a city with you holding on for dear life to the hood of his car. According to Reuters, a man cracked out on methamphetamines was arrested last week for driving 40 miles at speeds of upwards of 100 […]
Or at least his image wins… This past weekend was the 5th Anniversary of the PokerStars.com Sunday Million Tournament, and the winner of the big pool may have been THE Charlie Sheen, sitting in his “goddess mansion,” winning over a million dollars in cash and prizes on his laptop while getting a foot massage and […]
To start us off this rainy Monday morning, I figured I’d share this video that is both cringe-worthy and simultaneously hilarious. In it, you’ll see a poor, hungry snake being molested by a woman who quite clearly is paid money to have sex on camera. After a few seconds of misery, the snake decides to […]
Is there even really a reason to try and round up the most important celebrity gossip of the week? I mean, it could all basically be encompassed in the term “WINNING,” right? All other celebrities felt their energy sources depleting throughout the week because of the lack of attention they were getting, I’m pretty sure. […]
