Is it just me or are criminals getting dumber by the day? Like, exponENtially dumber, right? Like when was the last time a headline said, “Expert Genius Criminal Pulls Off Phenomenally Difficult Heist And Gets Away With It And Does Nothing Dumb The Entire Time”? OH WAIT, BERNIE MADOFF (HEY-OHHHH, SOMEWHAT OUTDATED TOPICAL JOKE!). But […]
OH LOOK – more scientific proof that we should all be having a whole lot more sex (and exercising more)! Based on some recent studies by researchers at Tufts Medical Center in Boston, “episodic activity,” which implies only exercising (or having sex) on occasion, can be more damaging than not having it […]
There has been quite a debate on the celebrity gossip and nerd blogs recently about whether the new NBC show about Wonder Woman, starring Friday Night Lights star Adrianne Palicki, is HOT or NOT, specifically in the costume department. Many believe that the show is just trying to stay true to the comic book’s very […]
I have five questions. 1. WHY 2. WHY 3. WHY 4. WHY 5. “On Knees for Jesus”? WHYWHYWHYWHY?!
Just when I thought we had the most intense competition of all time (Great wall of Vagina vs Bomb Squad Vibrator) I cam across these two delightful news stories just this morning. It’s like someone is smiling down on me and saying, “no, my child, it gets worse. Trust me.” So we have Karin Mackaliunas […]
Oh dear. Ohhhh dear dear dear. Just when we all thought that Chris Brown was cured of his terrifyingly violent tendencies with the help of anger management and Jesus’ love, he pulls this: According to TMZ, an appearance on Good Morning America this morning turned awry when the host Robin Roberts turned the questions to […]
Imagine you are working a 911 dispatch center, and a guy calls, and he’s in so much pain that he can barely speak, and you’re like, “9-1-1 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY?” and he’s like, “MY… MY GIRLFRIEND. SHE… SHE DID SOMETHING.” And then you’re like, “okay sir, you have to tell me what’s wrong […]
I guess this guy is right… someone who has been incarcerated would probably know a lot about working out with minimal equipment. And yeah, men who live in, as he calls it, “the ghetto,” are probably more likely to have been incarcerated at some point in their life due to the unfortunate combination of lack […]
How are you feeling today? Did you have a rough weekend? Bracket totally busted perhaps? It’s pretty likely, the leader in ours is a 65 year old woman (DAMN YOU, RUTH!). Needless to say, March Madness is in full swing and at any given time in the day there could be a game going that […]
Kate Middleton, future Queen of England, has the most awesome bikini bod you’ll see all day [RadarOnline] Kesha drank blood at one of her concerts… [TheBlemish] …but that still managed to be hotter than her in a bikini [TheSuperficial] One of Charlie Sheen’s ‘goddesses’ tried to commit suicide… [TMZ] …but that’s still less pathetic than […]
