Of all the Academy Award nominated films that came out this past year, which one did you think would end up with a porn parody? Black Swan, because of it’s hot lesbian action? The Fighter, whose spoof name would obviously be The Biter? Winter’s Bone, which ALREADY HAS BONE IN THE TITLE? Nope, nope, nope. […]
I’m really impressed that Alan Simpson, 4000 years old though he is, knows about all the hottest new tracks. I mean, have you guys heard Enema Man’s new album? It’s SUPER sick. And don’t even get me started on the most recent Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog single, that song’s gonna be played in all of, […]
Reason #422 not to get married (or why not to do meth): your husband might drive across a city with you holding on for dear life to the hood of his car. According to Reuters, a man cracked out on methamphetamines was arrested last week for driving 40 miles at speeds of upwards of 100 […]
Or at least his image wins… This past weekend was the 5th Anniversary of the PokerStars.com Sunday Million Tournament, and the winner of the big pool may have been THE Charlie Sheen, sitting in his “goddess mansion,” winning over a million dollars in cash and prizes on his laptop while getting a foot massage and […]
To start us off this rainy Monday morning, I figured I’d share this video that is both cringe-worthy and simultaneously hilarious. In it, you’ll see a poor, hungry snake being molested by a woman who quite clearly is paid money to have sex on camera. After a few seconds of misery, the snake decides to […]
Is there even really a reason to try and round up the most important celebrity gossip of the week? I mean, it could all basically be encompassed in the term “WINNING,” right? All other celebrities felt their energy sources depleting throughout the week because of the lack of attention they were getting, I’m pretty sure. […]
I don’t know if you all are old enough to remember “record stores,” because they definitely don’t exist anymore. If you’re completely lost, they were like if iTunes and Wal Mart mixed together and became a big store with ONLY music in the form of CDs and vinyl records. CALM DOWN, I know it […]
I’m sure I don’t need to tell you, but there are 3 reasons to believe that March might actually be the best month of all time: Mardi Gras, St. Patrick’s Day, and March Madness. Starting Monday, you could probably find something totally awesome to do every night of the week, whether it’s watching basketball or […]
It’s Friday, so hooray! But also it’s Friday morning, which means it might as well be Thursday, which means it might as well be Monday morning when my alarm goes off. What I’m saying is, the last few hours of the work week are often the toughest to work through because you’re watching the clock […]
Once again America looks all sorts of boring and closed minded now that I know about this sex themed amusement park in Korea. It’s called Loveland and it’s just off the mainland of Korea on a tiny island called Jeju, and it’s a two-soccer-fields wide park that houses some of the most impressive sex-themed sculptures […]
