Watching Charlie Sheen right now is like being a storm chaser. You’re running around attempting to follow a natural disaster, using all the knowledge you can remember to try and predict his next move, but sometimes he does something so unexpected and unpredictable that it ends up SMASHING SOMEONE UNDERNEATH A BARN. However, when someone […]
Uh, did you know people still lived in Athens? They do. I just figured that entire city was a pile of rocks that smelled like democracy and olive oil but APPARENTLY that’s not the case, there are people living there AND they are the most flirtatious in the world! According to dating site Badoo (um, […]
Just another example of how divorce (and by association marriage) ruins people: recently divorced superstar Christina Aguilara was arrested last night. The ‘Burlesque’ star, who filed for divorce in October of 2010, has been on a rampage of embarrassments the last few months, from screwing up the National Anthem at the Super Bowl to falling […]
Someday in the future, people are going to look back at February 27, 2011, and talk about the incredibly important television event that rocked the airwaves and changed the level of entertainment industry discourse for all time. I am speaking, of course, The Jimmy Kimmel Show digital short “Hottie Body Hump Club,” starring EVERY HOT […]
Secondhand Embarrassment (n): the empathetic, uncomfortable feeling you get when watching something unbearably awkward or embarrassing on television. I experienced secondhand embarrassment for about four and a half hours yesterday while watching the Oscars pre-show, awards show, post-show and post-show post-show, which could all be combined into one show called “Hollywood’s Annual Circle […]
Well, my creepy friend’s wish has come true: and no, not that they would make a Gummi Bears live-action film… A London based restaurant called Icecreamists has made breast milk ice cream. The dessert, which was produced by women answering an ad on a pregnant mothers’ forum, is called Baby Gaga, and sells for about […]
These previously unreleased photos of Rihanna after the Chris Brown beatdown are ROUGH. [MediaTakeout] Kanye is giving people seizures now, so, you know. That’s nice. [Stereogum] Bam Margera (who is married) stupidly takes photos of him hooking up with a 17 year old in Canada (even though he’s MARRIED) [The Superficial] Michael Douglas and Catherine […]
Good news, everyone! The economy, which for the last few years has looked like the set of 2 Girls 1 Cup, is slowly cleaning itself off and considering taking a shower. Translation: things are getting better. Ish. Now, a lot of us are still feeling the pain, so this weekend let’s not only have fun, […]
Another adult-themed site hosting a sex poll and then posting the results as the norm for the regular public? NO WAY! BeNaughty.com (which I guess is a dating site? I can’t really tell?) released some poll results a couple days ago which implied that 24% of the public want to bang one out […]
Well THAT took long enough. The plug has been officially pulled on the highest rated show (by some ungodly work of number-cooking, I assume) on television, Two and a Half Men. And who do we have to thank blame, class? Nutter Butter extraordinaire Charlie Sheen, of course. After months of Vegas binges, hooking up with […]
