Just when I thought we had the most intense competition of all time (Great wall of Vagina vs Bomb Squad Vibrator) I cam across these two delightful news stories just this morning. It’s like someone is smiling down on me and saying, “no, my child, it gets worse. Trust me.” So we have Karin Mackaliunas […]
Oh dear. Ohhhh dear dear dear. Just when we all thought that Chris Brown was cured of his terrifyingly violent tendencies with the help of anger management and Jesus’ love, he pulls this: According to TMZ, an appearance on Good Morning America this morning turned awry when the host Robin Roberts turned the questions to […]
Imagine you are working a 911 dispatch center, and a guy calls, and he’s in so much pain that he can barely speak, and you’re like, “9-1-1 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY?” and he’s like, “MY… MY GIRLFRIEND. SHE… SHE DID SOMETHING.” And then you’re like, “okay sir, you have to tell me what’s wrong […]
I guess this guy is right… someone who has been incarcerated would probably know a lot about working out with minimal equipment. And yeah, men who live in, as he calls it, “the ghetto,” are probably more likely to have been incarcerated at some point in their life due to the unfortunate combination of lack […]
How are you feeling today? Did you have a rough weekend? Bracket totally busted perhaps? It’s pretty likely, the leader in ours is a 65 year old woman (DAMN YOU, RUTH!). Needless to say, March Madness is in full swing and at any given time in the day there could be a game going that […]
Kate Middleton, future Queen of England, has the most awesome bikini bod you’ll see all day [RadarOnline] Kesha drank blood at one of her concerts… [TheBlemish] …but that still managed to be hotter than her in a bikini [TheSuperficial] One of Charlie Sheen’s ‘goddesses’ tried to commit suicide… [TMZ] …but that’s still less pathetic than […]
Hey, how was your St. Patrick’s Day? Are you feeling as awesome as I am because I feel like a tiny leprechaun is jack-hammering my brain. However, that doesn’t change the fact that I learned some unsettling information: there is a cloud of radiation headed towards the United States. Luckily, it’s Friday, so we can […]
As if my stomach didn’t already hate me for the treachery I put it through last night, I had to see this video, wherein one lunatic breaks the world record for highest dive into a shallow pool. I thought I might be able to hold all this green beer and cabbage down, but with how […]
File this under G for GOOD GOD THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER. A woman in Sweden found a condom, a condom wrapper, and a plastic ring in the bottom of a carton of filmjölk, a sour-tasting fermented milk product popular in Sweden. FIRST OF ALL, let’s talk about this “sour-tasting fermented milk product” […]
Oh, GREAT. Our Facebook addictions might be even worse than I thought – it could be ruining our sex drives. According to a recent article in the Observer, young partiers in New York City are tending to care more about social networking during their high-profile nights out than having sex! The author tells a story […]
