Hugh Hefner might be older than modern civilization, but he still knows how to charm the pants off the ladies. According to his Twitter, the geezer took his young girlf- wait… Sorry, Fiancé, to see the Justin Bieber biopic “Never Say Never” this past week, and was thanked with, well… Something. The cryptically updated Tweet […]
This is one of those music videos where, despite complaining the entire time, I watched through to the very end. It’s by “The Midnight Beast,” who I both A) have never heard of and B) am somewhat creeped out by, but something about the ADD-like cut scenes and barely-legal teens in this made me sit […]
I’m always confused by celebrity “feuds.” I mean I’m pretty sure a large majority of them are fabricated by the E! Network and their parent company Fat Women With Low Self-Esteem Inc or whatever, but when people publicly come out to assert that they despise each other, I never understand why. Why can’t they all […]
I’m pretty sure that by the end of this next decade, we’re all going to realize that each and every tangible or non-tangible thing on Earth is proof that marriage is unnatural. From our historical analysis of how Marriage is Outdated to the countless cases of marriage-induced insanity, there just seem to be no […]
It’s nice when really big moments come from out of nowhere and surprise you. Like when you forget it’s payday and then BAM! you suddenly have enough money to eat more than just ramen three times a day. Or when you wake up all hungover one Monday and realize it’s a holiday and you can […]
TOO… MANY… JOKES. CAN NOT… PICK. The DOMAINfest Global Conference hosted by the Playboy Mansion on February 3rd has caused some rather… unfortunate yields this week, as an outbreak of the disease legionellosis has officially sickened 170 attendees. The disease, which is known for “symptoms mostly consisting of fever, chills, general discomfort (malaise) and some […]
Marijuana legalization is one of the most polarizing political minefields our society deals with today. There are incredibly intelligent people on each side of the issue, and valid points made by both. I will not get into my personal beliefs because this is a pop culture and dating blog, not BCU Girl’s Opinion Blog of […]
Just your everyday, average 51-year-old goosekeeper looking for some totally normal “feeling” while he feeds his geese, which, like I said, is perfectly normal. In fact, why am I even posting this? It’s so normal. It’s like, the most normal thing I’ve ever read.
Did you know the Grammy’s were on last night? Did you know that the Grammy’s still EXISTED? Yeah, I know, me neither. In this post-Pirate Bay world, who even gives a sh*t about who wins these dumb awards anymore anyway? Really the only thing people watch the Grammy’s for is to see who bought a […]
