You know, there has been some weeeeird sh*t on the internet this week. Cringe-worthy and disgusting (this woman who eats her own poop) to mind-bendingly scary (Bristol Palin saying she could run for office someday), you all should be thanking me for not forcing you to experience it even though I watched it just for […]
A few weeks ago, if you’ll recall, we at BCU nitpicked a bit at a poll held by Wet Lubricants, a company that called itself the #1 best selling intimacy product company around, which we scoffed at rudely. I don’t know what was wrong with us that day. Were we in bad moods? Maybe. Hungover? […]
There are certain things in life that just… confuse me. I become torn between two conflicting emotions and don’t know where to turn. It’s like when both Intervention and Jersey Shore are on. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH? They are both disturbing displays of human degradation and decay that inevitably features a fist fight! […]
I should probably re-title this “Mark Sanchez Slept With a 17-year-old, But It’s Legal in New York So That’s Okay, I Guess, Except She’s in High School Which is Weird, But Really the 17-Year-Old is Kind of the Villain in this Story.” That’s the whole story, summed up in one sentence. According to a report […]
Sure, it’s unfortunate that this Brach’s candy heart had to found by a Ciara Bush, a 12 year old girl in California. And sure it was probably the product of an over-worked, under-paid immigrant in a factory somewhere who had been told he’d lose his job if any more hearts came out as triangles. But […]
We at BCU have discussed many reasons why avoiding marriage is in your best interest. From the expensive divorces, to getting shot in the head during sex, to having your penis chomped off by your wife, we could really go on for days with reasons why staying single is just… a good idea. […]
Listen up, dudes, lesson time: All women can agree on one thing: every time we walk in the front doors of our apartments, alone, at night, in what could be considered a sketchy part of town, our first thought is, WHY HAS NO ONE IN THIS BUILDING HIT ON ME? We all have the unquenchable […]
Orgasm Inc. is a documentary about the business of female pleasure, which is a touchy subject, to say the least. The recent movie Blue Valentine nearly received an NC-17 review due to an oral sex scene performed on a woman, and yet blow-job scenes for dudes are like “PG PIXAR MOVIE? SURE, LEAVE IT IN.” […]
Guys, I’m nervous for you. I’m nervous that without Sunday football every week, where you men were not only allowed but basically obligated to scream out your frustrations and thrust your genitals around that you are suddenly going to be left with a whole lot of pent up rage. Unlike us ladies who are able […]
Well, football is over. That’s it until nex- well, okay, until the draft, which is in April, but that still leaves us with two and a half months of football-less America. And I don’t know about you, but I would rather throw myself off a cliff. Not only is the season over, but we kinda […]
